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SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT....

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped over the cordless phone.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Sagittarius.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.

Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate"

Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.

What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.

Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.

What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket.

What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This goes in front"

And the best one for last..... What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "OH, LOOK !! Donut seeds!!"

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh .. 23!". The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!" This isn`t looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!" The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?" "Ohh that!" replies the blonde, "That`s just me running through `Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...."

There was a blonde girl standing in front of a pop machine. She put in 50 cents, pressed the Diet Coke button and out came a Diet Coke. Next she put in a dollar, pressed Coca Cola Classic. And out came a Coca Cola Classic, plus 50 cents. She picked up the 50 cents and put it in the machine. Then she pressed Mountain Dew. Out came a Mountain Dew. Mean while, this dude was waiting ever so patiently behind her. Finally he asked, "Are you almost done?" To which the blonde girl replied, "Are you crazy? I'm still winning!"