A farmer from Texas was visiting a farmer in Georgia, who was telling the Texan how big his Georgia farm was. "Our property line starts here," the Georgian said, "goes through those trees in the distance, along the stream on the left, across those hills way over yonder, back along that road on the right and back to this tree stump."

"Well," The Texan said, "that’s pretty big. But back home on our farm, we get in the truck at sunrise and start to drive around the perimeter. We drive and drive and drive. Then noon comes and drive some more and still don’t get all around our farm. We drive all afternoon and stop for supper. Then we drive into the night and finally at midnight we get completely around our farm. What do you think of that?"

"Yep," the Georgian replied, "I used to have a truck like that, too!"

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