Things you do not want
to hear in surgery

* "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
* "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
* "Sparky! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
* "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."
* "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
* "FIRE! FIRE! Everybody get out!"
* "Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
* "I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."
* "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived a full hypo of this stuff before?"
* "Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off."
* "Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?"
* "Now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature."
* "Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
* "Pssst! C'mon and watch. Uncle Bob is going to scare the surgeon!"


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