Unobstructed view: No trees.

Waiting your imaginative touch: Complete disrepair.

Handyman's dream: Owners nightmare.

Pond site: Swamp, slough or marsh.

Land alone worth purchase price: It had better be; the house is worthless.

House alone worth purchase price: Small lot next to tavern.

Central to everything: A very noisy area.

Easy commuting: Remote from everything.

Country kitchen: no dining room.

Charm all its own: Don't lean on the old porch railing.

All services available: Nothing hooked up.

Secluded: No road in.

On paved road: House is ten feet from busy highway.

Needs finishing touches: Needs roof.

Rustic appeal: Outdoor pluming.