DUMBWAITER- one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert..
FEEDBACK- the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strainded carrots..
FULL NAME- what you call your child when your're mad at him
GRANDPARENTS- the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right..
HEARSAY- what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word..
INDEPENDENT- how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say..
OW- the first word spoken by children with older siblings PUDDLE- a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it
SHOW OFF- a child who is more talented than yours..
STERILIZE- what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it..
TOP BUNK- where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies
TWO-MINUTE WARNING- when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises..
VERBAL- able to whine in words..
WHODUNIT- none of the kids that live in your house


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