Bumper Stickers

- Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog - Dorothy
- We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
- It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
- My karma ran over your dogma.
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
- This is not an abandoned vehicle.
- I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
- Beautify Texas - Put a Yankee on a bus.
- Welcome to Texas, now go home.
- It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
- If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
- My wife says if I go fishing one more time,she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
- I is a college student.
- Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
- Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
- Eschew obfuscation.
- Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
- Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Don't steal - The government hates competition.
- Is there life before coffee?
- Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
- Cover me - I'm changing lanes.
- The weather is here - Wish you were beautiful.
- I Cayman went.
- My other wife is beautiful.
- I need someone really bad - Are you really bad?
- Smile - It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Don't laugh - Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
- Geez if you belive in honkus.
- Friends don't let friends drive naked.
- Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
- I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
- There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
- If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
- When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
- Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
- If it's too loud, you're too old.
- Wink - I'll do the rest.
- The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
- An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
- Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Who cares who's on board?
- No radio - Already stolen.
- Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
- Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
- Carlsbad Caverns: 22% more cavities.
- Honk if you love cheeses.
- Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
- I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
- So many pedestrians, so little time.
- Honk if you're illiterate
- My kid can beat up your honor student
- Fight crime, shoot back
- Guns don't kill people postal workers do.
- It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers.
- It's not how you pick it, but where you flick it
- If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
- Grow your own dope, plant a man.
- My wife's other car is a broom
- Go ahead and honk - I'm reloading
- This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it!
- Give Blood Play Hockey
- I like cats, they taste just like chicken
- Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe


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