When Logic Rules

A priest, a doctor and an engineer go golfing one day. They come up on another threesome playing very slowly. Their patience wearing out, they spot a greenskeeper and ask him why these guys are so slow. He replies " Well, a couple of years ago our clubhouse caught on fire and these guys were in the fire company that saved it from burning down.

Unfortunately, they were blinded by the fire, so we let them play for free to show them our appreciation." Feeling pretty lousy about what they had said, the priest speaks up and says "Well, tell them I'll say a special prayer for them for God to restore their sight".
Not wanting to be outshone, the doctor says" I have some friends that are the best opthamologists around and they might be able to help them regain their sight".
The engineer, looking at them says " Why don't they play at night?".


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