An hour in Venice

You are in Venice with just an hour remaining before the last train for your destination. So you must follow the only possible course for an icecream fanatic in this situation: visit Causin, in Piazza Santa Margherita. It has just this moment closed. You explain to the man locking up that you have come from England, expressly to investigate the best icecreams in Italy, you write about icecream on the Internet, you have heard the fame of Causin icecream, you haven't eaten for hours, if he could possibly remain open just a moment to sell one more icecream you will give him international internet publicity - All right, he says. He recommends the pistachio, his specialty.

It is indeed special. You can taste the entire life of the pistachio nut, its shell, its kernel, the tree, the sapling, the seed, the sun on the back of the hand of the african planting it. You don't have time to eat it there, so you lick it, smiling, as you walk stationwards. First you lick it into the pointed shape of a venetian arch. Then, when it has melted a little, into the shape of the Doge's hat.

Of course you get lost, despite the map. You wander through alleyways and little winding streets that turn out to be cul-de-sacs or finish in water. In the twilight figures pass you, as though in a masquerade.
- A beautiful red setter with a silver chain, like one of the dogs in the background of Venetian paintings. It looks at you.
- A thin pale woman dressed in layers of semitransparent white fabric which floats behind her, ghostly.
- The dog's owner, a young man in sunglasses and Armani, who arrives from around a corner. He talks angrily to the dog and slaps its face, you hate him, you understand that you hate him not principally for his cruelty but because he is too good-looking. Far too good-looking.
- A group of Buddhist monks in sandals with shaven heads who bow to you.
- A young man with black curls flowing to his shoulders, a long curved nose, shapely legs, and dark skin. He has large gold rings in his ears.
- A Venetian with two Americans who turns as he passes you and says in english in your direction "your friend is in great danger.." and then turns back to the Americans to finish the phrase "..of tiring himself out by trying to see too much in one day".
- A gentleman with a wise face dressed all in black except for a white collar, the collar is an Elizabethan ruff.
- A little boy in a black mask with a water pistol.
- A furious man, purple-faced with rage, carrying an enormous bowl of flowers.

You find where you are on the map. You are in Calle degli Assassini, street of assassins. As you walk towards the station the smell of the drains is like a musical note so low that you hear it not through your ears but as a vibration in your bones. You reach the station as the hour comes to an end. From the window of the train which crosses the lagoon towards the mainland, Venice seems a work of fiction, an operatic illusion, all velvet filigree masks brocade stabbings and murano glass, invented after eating an over-rich licorice cake.

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Copyright Miranda Mowbray 1997
Se nel mio passo hai avvertito
un'inquietudine e un grande inchino,
ero vicino a una citta lontana
tutto di madreperla, argento, vento, ferro, fuoco,
e non trovavo qui nessuno per parlarne un poco
- Paolo Conte