2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual
pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of
hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead
of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other
cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead
of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better,
more often worse than those who walk on all-fours, who,     because
of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the
most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to
physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he
has kept it in business all these years!