Long Hair: The longer the better. Sometimes we have even been known to foresake the ugliness of a face for really long hair. Mopheads encouraged to apply.
Industrial Music Lover: XMTP, KMFDM, :W:, APOPTYGMA BERZERK, must be more then just letters to you.
Socially Liberal: Must not be racist or homophobic. The word "freak" is not an integral part of your vocabulary unless it is referring to yourself.
Honest: But not too much, guessing can sometimes be fun.
Clean: As in drugs. As in odor.
Intelligent: We went to Georgetown, you should at least be able to read. Knowledge of Dante and Shakespeare is always a plus.
Sensitive: According to us, nice guys NEVER finish last!
Good looking: In an unconventional way.
Independent: NO STALKERS ALLOWED!!! Call us more than four times a day and you are automatically disqualified.
Animal Lover: We're not asking for Dr. Doolittle, but a man must realize how truly wonderful, sensitive, and loving animals really are.
Mature: Must be able to face your problems and help us deal with ours. This isn't kindergarten anymore!
Sense of Humor: Must also have an immature side. Can appreciate stupid, tasteless jokes, movies like "The Nutty Professor" and our often juvenile-ish antics.
Eco-Friendly(for Jenn only): No recycle, no love!
Pierced(for Marie only): Body piercings = YUMMY!
Creative: Whether it be poetry, music, or art, creativity shows a deeper understanding of life: there's nothing like creativity to get the juices flowin'.
Chivalrous: Yes we know it is the 90's but chivalry will NEVER die in our book!
Loyal: Is it too much to ask for an ever faithful knight in shining armor??
Trusting: Trust is one of the biggest components of love.
Tall: Yes this may seem superficial but size does matter to us. We are tall women and we do not want to feel like Amazons. 6'1'' and over please; however, we have been known to make a few exceptions.
Loves to wear black: Leather, Denim, Vinyl, eyeliner, it's all good.
Good Dancer: It's true what they say about rhythm being related to sexual prowess. We freak-out and are totally SHAMELESS so you should be too. Enough said!
Comments: Is there anything else we should know about?
If you believe that you possess 15 or more of the above qualities then you could very well be our perfect man! So we'll get back to you. In case you can't wait:
Jenn
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