Kayak!
We know what you're expecting.
All sorts of links to wacky kayaking sites. "Break-dancing kayakers." "The kayakers Leonardo diCaprio fan club." "Kayakers to elect George Bush, Jr."
But, no, gentle reader. We have something even more brave and wondrous to offer you.
Would you believe ...
The Kayaker's Guide to Bannerman Castle.
Believe it.