**Some of you have asked for a map of Bakers Corner and I am working on that and will have it up as soon as I can. As some of you know I have spent hours and hours working on developing my imaginary village and developing my characters – they keep growing… latest addition is Wollyhat, a curious and solitary man who lives in Bakers Corner.
Five books have been plotted out, Book B and Book F are finished. Book A and book C are about ¾ finished, Books D and E need much work. Here are the titles and where each book is set. If you have any information about these places, Maggie needs your help!
No, I don’t have a publisher yet, don’t have time to look for an agent or publisher. I’ve finished another book, a novel called AN IMAGINED LIFE: THE BOOK OF SYDNEY, and I have almost finished another novel called DIRT ROADS. Both these take place in South Carolina where I am from and was raised and educated.
The novel I’ve been working on recently, OBSESSED WITH BRIGHT YELLOW is 48,156 words finished. It takes place in Ushaw Moor, in County Durham, and is about a man and his neighbour, his past and her present, their friendship. He has epilepsy. They are both obsessed with their computers also.
“Augustine Holmes BOOKS AND SETTINGS”
1. Another Dead Girl – Brixton, out from London
Regulars or sometimes Regulars in Bakers Corner, Augustine Holmes Series
1. Augustine Holmes, Private Detective
“Carlisle Police Department”
**This may have to be changed - One of my readers just informed me that the Carlisle Police Dept. does not do any investigations outside the Carlisle City Limits!!! So...this will end up being I don't know what - a Cumbria Force? Am trying to find out ... Help! I've spent a lot of time developing these delightful and enjoyable and intelligent characters.
1. Inspector Gil Armstrong – from Carlisle Police Department
“Misc. Policepersons and Friends”
1. Inspector Romeo Dolly – Scotland Yard friend of Holmes (Book ‘A’)
“The Holmes Family”
Angelica de Govia’s and Carrick Holmes, 5th Baron of Kilmallock in the
Kingdom of Ireland, but not recognized in the UK.
Their children are:
1. Virgil Holmes – born 1960 6th Baron of Kilmallock, 2007=47
“Pets”
1. Charly, white cockatoo, belongs to Crosswaites
Town Newspaper: The Village Hawk
"the Iron Triangle" in the Bakers Corner area:
The Winchcombes, the Carlisles, and the Holmes (via the Armstrongs)
BIRDS OF A DIFFERENT COLOR
That reptile-bird called Archaeopleryx
 
Some things are omens even if you do not believe in omens or call them omens at the time they happen. Detective Augustine Holmes believed in omens. Where she came from, everyone did. An omen is something that happens out of the ordinary, something unnatural, out of the pale, that predicts and precedes something dreadful or tragic happening in the future. Unfortunately, an omen seldom leads to anything pleasant. Only a few favour us.
 
The omen that was troubling Holmes all morning was that she had gone into the dayroom where she kept plants and all her hanging plants were covered with large grasshoppers. She was terrified, of course. It was like seeing a scene in a horror movie, and somehow worse than dodging a knife or cuffing a criminal. As fast as she could, she swooped all the hanging plants outside to the garden and hosed them down. Something told her not to kill the grasshoppers, that that would be bad karma. She left the plants outside, hoping the creatures would find their way home, and ran back inside as if she were being chased at the heel.
 
Holmes’s close friend, Taylor Hollsworth, believed in omens too. Once a
bittern had flown into Holmes’s sitting room when she was carrying the rubbish out. Holmes worked up a sweat trying to get the bird out of the flat. Finally, she stood at the front door, held it open, and begged the bird to leave. She panted. An omen Taylor said when Holmes called her a few minutes later for moral support.
 
"Huh?" Holmes laughed. Germaine clicked her teeth, whistled for good luck. It was an omen if a bird flew into your house through door, window, or chimney, but nothing serious enough to get drunk over. Sure enough, the next week Holmes came home from shopping to find her boyfriend Paul packed and gone. Gone were his clothes, the telly, the iron. He left his guitar and dirty laundry. No note. (Mean bastard.) (Booze and Cocaine.)
 
Holmes had thrown the guitar in the street in case he tried to use that as an excuse to come back. Men do things like that, especially addicts and drunks. Then she'd changed the locks and cried. Thank God she had no jewellery at the house. Taylor said he would have taken it. Perhaps. Holmes’s head hurt imagining having to worry about living with a thief. No, she couldn't abide that. She felt sorry for Paul and wished him no harm, but their relationship had to end permanently.
 
When they met she never guessed he had a drug problem, and they were together for six months before he started acting weird. Everything seemed to bother him all of a sudden…she could do nothing right. Life became miserable for her fast. She was trying to figure out how to get rid of him when she came home one evening and he was gone. She felt relief. Just enormous relief.
 
Not too long after Paul left, Holmes decided to leave London, investigate the border town where she had been raised, and that she had not visited for seven years.
 
Bakers Corner and a relatively isolated piece of England and would give Holmes the peace of mind she needed to discover what she was now that her life was in a mess. That's how her logic progressed as she attempted to continue living despite being dumped and embarrassed.
 
There is something extremely humiliating about having lived with a cocaine addict and drunkard and lived with their lies and deceit. There was no way she wanted to go through an unnecessarily troublesome aftermath. She feared Paul would try to come back again. Would she take him back again? She'd watch others do that. On the job she’d seen it often, the poor wife or girlfriend making every excuse in the world for the drunk or addict. Sometimes it was better to move on and not look back she decided. After all, nothing would ever be the same between them. She was fairly certain he’d bedded another woman. Probably a tart he’d picked up off the street. That in itself made her skin crawl every time it sneaked into her consciousness. No, he was history, no way she’d ever trust him again.
 
Goodbye, Paul, Goodbye, London. She called the station and talked to the powers that be about taking the month’s holiday they’d recently suggested. After her last case, didn’t she deserve it? Yes, they agreed. Go to Brighton, visit relatives or friends, take a cruise, go to France. France? Not likely. Not with the crime they were having just now.
 
She packed a few belongings in boxes to be sent for later, cleaned the floors in the flat she was leaving, called the friends she wanted to say goodbye to. She and Taylor cried. She told Taylor, Zoe, and Fiona she was moving for at least two years. She left before they had time to talk her out making such a major decision.
 
Before she left town, she wrote a note to her oldest sister Molly who was a solicitor in London. If Molly wanted the flat, she could have it. Holmes felt she never wanted to live in the flat again, or spend a night in it. It had never really been a home, a place she’d taken the time to fix up, make personal. She asked Molly to do whatever needed to be done. She packed saddlebags and extra petrol for the trip – the bike had a slow leak. She packed her extra boots, the old Wellies, and her blue ‘briefcase,’ a gift from Fiona two years earlier.
 
After this, she rode slowly for two days, stopping at inns to think about the complex pastoral community she was moving to. Would she give up her post in London? Would she be able to get a position in Carlisle or somewhere close? So much had changed. The further north she went, the less she recognised.
 
A black crow crossed in front of her Harley, batting against the shield, nearly causing her to swerve off the road, and causing her to think about omens and pre-significations again. Many people in North West England are superstitious. Holmes was. (Her entire family was; all her friends were…) A crow crossing your path – what did that mean?
 
Many of the families who lived in Bakers Corner, who were not as prone to signs and portents, experienced strange happenings frequently and marked them down as aggravating life experiences thrust upon them by fanatic liberals, trespassing tourists, or tenants. (Eccentrics like Holmes…who didn’t belong anywhere, because she got divorced, went to London, became a police officer…got a tattoo.)
 
Holmes thought about her past experiences as she grew up, thought about her old friend Margaret Winchcombe, what she would think of Holmes and Germaine and Their omens. Not much. Margaret Winchcombe was a no-nonsense woman. She had no sense of humour and was a serious person about everything. Life was difficult to her, always had been. Margaret didn’t believe in omens.
 
Holmes sighed audibly as she looked around, driving carefully and slowly.
Everything up north seemed different to her. After leaving North Yorkshire she drove slower and slower again. The Harley started to grunt. The closer she got to Bakers Corner, the more beautiful the land and the more she wanted to breathe in its sweet essence.
 
Northwest Yorkshire was especially beautiful, almost mystical looking. Ollie Parr said that lived close to anyone else in this area; or they tried not to, and that this accounted for the feelings of isolation and introversion outsiders always seemed to feel obligated to tell foreigners about. Parr was a Scot and could be very critical of the English. Holmes herself thought that these qualities, as well as the fog, created a vague insular-inclined atmosphere that didn’t seem people-friendly to some. Many found the Yorkshire area breathtaking and invigorating – tourists seemed to love it. Brushing hair from her face, she strained her eyes, and began searching for something familiar. After all, she had spent many summers in North Yorkshire as a child. Sweet memories flooded her.
 
Ahead, a man on a bicycle wobbled precariously toward her. He wore a brown coat, green chequered trousers, a large, Mexican bolero hat of all things. When she passed him, he didn’t glance at her or the bike. She was often as unfriendly and selectively mysterious. Many of them had pasts they'd just as soon pretend never happened. Holmes could relate to that. North England was full of that today – people hiding from something or running away to something… Anglophiles hunting for something that perhaps did not exist anymore. However, people who'd lived in the area since forever, meaning since England and Scotland were fighting, sometimes appeared very aloof and overly self-protective. Holmes thought of seeing Gervaise again and smiled. Gervaise was a since-Edward-the-First-man.
 
Gervaise was secretive, protective fun. She’d missed him. Would he be as glad tosee her as she hoped? He said their community had lost a lot of people, experiencing great flight to cities. No way to make a living in Bakers Corner. Some of the natives were paranoid, or seemed so. But now with all the new changes, that was becoming a thing of the past. At least Holmes hoped so. She noticed the red light flashing ominously on the dash and slowed the bike, pulled off the road. Oh brother…
 
She let the Harley rest in peace, not angry about it overheating as she had
been for months prior to leaving London. In spite of its numerous difficulties it had gotten her and her few belongings to Carlisle, a feat she had feared impossible. "You're a good guy," she said, patting the instrument board. “Don’t push your luck.”
 
Someone tooted loudly behind Holmes. She jerked and hit her head on the handle bar. Damn! Gervaise Winchcombe was at her, as if he were about to tear her from the vehicle’s body - "God, it's so great to see you, darling. We've all been watching for you all day. God, Augustine!” He looked her up and down; and she supposed she was passing all his tests because he kept grinning.
 
Gervaise looked taller than she remembered. They hugged. He smelled salty and safe. Seeing his face so suddenly, her shoulders relaxed. Years of pain fell from her body. Since she’d known Gervaise, she felt nothing bad would happen to her if he were close by.
 
"The bike's overheating again," she mumbled, rubbing her head. "But I'm
here...You look great, Gervaise."
 
"We'll leave it. You're coming with me anyway. Oh God, Augustine, I couldn't believe it when you said you were coming here to stay. I've been...well, are you peckish, tired, what? Want a bath before we eat? …Hug me.”
 
They walked toward his black Mercedes arm in arm. "I don't know what I
want," Holmes told him. "I'm tired, but I don't want to sleep. Is there water at the gatehouse yet?" The air conditioning in the Benz felt wonderful. “I can’t leave the Harley, Gervaise. Call someone right now and have them come pick it up, or I’m not budging until it does.”
 
“Still stubborn as ever, eh? I knew I should have ridden my bike. All right. Will do. He pulled out his mobile and made a call to a garage in Smithfield.
 
“Fifteen minutes.” Indeed, it was that, and no more.
 
She got in Gervaise’s car and quit worrying about everything, all omens, bills, boyfriends, plumbing that didn't work, being too fat (or too old). Since she'd broken up with Paul, she felt undesirable, often old…bloated. Which was ridiculous! (Still, true.) Her self-esteem had reached a new bottom with Paul. He had taken a toll on her life she didn't understand yet.
 
 
A month later Holmes was again reminded of omens, that bad things can happen to people, as if from the blue. Not that she knew as many people yet as she wanted to. The town had become interesting.
 
Bakers Corner was no longer Bakers Corner. It was Baker Street village.
 
The late and great detective, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, and his friend and colleague, John H. Watson, M.D., lived many years in a London flat at 221b Baker Street. Anyone familiar with Holmes already knows that many visitors came to this address practically every week or so in search of various and sundry help and assistance on all kinds of problems and mysteries. Sherlock Holmes fans exist all over the world since those days. They communicate with each other by post and email today more than at any other time since the day the great one disappeared. Not too many men can claim the love and admiration that Sherlock Holmes attained in his lifetime.
 
One of his most ardent admirers is Baker Street’s Ollie Parr of The Parr Felt Hatte Establishment, a border-born Scot living North West England most of his life. Oh, don’t bring up to him that Mr. Holmes is a fictional character! That Sir Arthur Canon Doyle created Holmes from his imagination! He would just think you nutters and want to argue the point endlessly. Being born and raised in Bakers Corner where the local manor has belonged to the Holmes family since time immemorial, Ollie Parr takes no blather from non-believers about Holmes family. Not that he’s read a book in his life, not a fiction one. But he’s up to the minute with the great detective by telly, and can quote chapter and verse of show or movie production, and likes nothing better than to parley about the great one’s cases.
 
Therefore, when the village of Baker Street was more or less created at Bakers Corner on the Lyne River near Longtown, there had to be an address called 221b Baker Street according to Ollie Parr. This particular property was ‘purchased’ by J.D. Parr,Ollie’s brother, and was the pub around which the village square was designed, for if anything, the Parrs certainly intended to make money from their adventure.
 
What adventure, you might ask? Why the village centre, “The Green,” which is still being built on six acres of derelict land. It’s another success stories on the rebirth of the Parr Road estate. These particular six acres are owned by the Parr brothers, Ollie and J.D. Parr, and were commonly called Bakers Corner for years. Ollie decided to kill two birds with one stone by leasing the land to little business and setting up a proper village around his brother’s pub, The Blue Goose, so that he did not have to go to Longtown or Carlisle to shop or drink a dram.
 
For years, the Parrs being bonnie Scots who loved to wear kilts and piss when and where they pleased, was a sore point to Scottish residents, who thought the Parrs were show-offs and trouble-makes. It annoyed English residents in the area also, but since everyone had lived together a long time, the community had more or less bonded in face of the ‘nouveau’ invasion of the nineties. Besides it is Scots who argue among themselves and cannot get along with each other, more than equivocating with the English, I’ll venture; for it is true that the likelihood of two Scots agreeing on anything is not a probability to wager on. So say I, Mason Casper, self-appointed Baker Street Historian and narrator of this tale. Hailing from Wales, God’s country, I can be very opinionated, as you will discover.
 
In Baker Street, the main street was of course named Baker Street, changed from Baker Road, and over a short period of time, planned, tiny shops sprang up on the street around J.D. Parr’s pub at 221b in spite of his being a born Scot and conniver. A hatte shoppe opened when his niece Larkspar Foxworth decided to live permanently in Baker Street rather than in London.
 
After that came the grocers, General Store with pet supply department, dress shop, tailor, bakery, library, book shop which also has some records and CD’s and VHS tapes, The Feed and Supply store with Gervaise Winchcombe’s part-time vet space in the back , and a leather shop run and owned by Pris Price. Then, there’s the butcher and fishmonger, the New Age shop called “New Moon.” Other shops and stores are in the secret making I might add, to put a flea in the ear of any of you who might be interested.
 
On the main street on the other side of “The Green,” hereafter simply referred to as The Green, is Little Cuba, a take-away shop run by a Cuban with an English wife and a Indian man and his Mother, all of them moved up from London. In the beginning everyone thought no one would eat at the Cuban restaurant, but the take-away became an overnight success, and in no time at all, both savvy Shri Acharia and quiet Sancho Malverez became accepted citizens of Baker Street, no small feat actually, for Baker Street did not take to everyone, that is to say, it seldom took to anyone. Pris Price was heard to say that the acceptance of Shri and Sancho was truly a sign of ‘Renaissance’ in Bakers Corner. Our Pris is quite the optimist.
 
When Baker Street officially became Baker Street in the year 2000 and no longer Bakers Corner, many Londoners (and a few Scots) thought they were going to move in and capitalize on Sherlock Holmes’s fame. Several colonist Americans and Australians seemed to have the same idea. It took a whilst for all of them to realise that there was no land for sale in Baker Street. Indeed, very little was for lease.
 
After a flurry of futile attempts to hone in on Baker Street business, foreigners and interlopers gave up their hot pursuit, and instead came in from time to time to spend a quiet weekend to bed and breakfast for a sabbatical or lover’s tryst. There was no estate agent in the village because there was no property for sale, and this has been true for over one hundred years at Bakers Corner. You may quote me on that.
 
Don’t want to leave out our Hostel Del Viva. What a name, right? But that what Jonas Kelly named it. Crazy fool. Got the notion in his head that ramblers and the like…birdwatchers and photographers, needed a cheap place to stay, take a hot bath, brush up, and then get on their way wherever they were going. Naturally he serves no food, but the hostel has turned out to have a rightful place in Bakers’ Corner.
 
The hostel is at the end of Front Street in Bakers Corner and it’s cheaper than staying at a hotel, but theft is often a problem since there is little privacy or places to store valuables and money. The type beds used are bunk beds and there are four to eight people in a room. Hostels began as places for young people to stay cheap. But travellers of all kinds in north England use hostels to stay at. These travellers include the homeless, ramblers and bird-watchers, people on sabbaticals, backpackers, and even drug addicts. Most are looking for a good, quick bath and some sleep before moving on. Sexual activity is usually discouraged because of the closeness of the beds; but some hostels recommend their guests use ear plugs to block out any noises that might disturb their sleep.
 
Off from the hostel down the road is Woolyhat’s small two-roomed single story cottage. It has a small outhouse with an earth toilet attached at back. Also to the rear is a walled enclosure, a former sheepfold, pinfold it used to be called. Woolyhat is a quiet, curious and solitary man who rarely speaks, except to buy sugar and tea in the local shop. He occasionally buys 4 pints of cask beer that is poured into an earthenware jug, that he brings himself to the Blue Goose to be filled. The jug is inscribed with the name of ‘Arthur Eggleston, Appleby,’ but that really is no clue to whom Woolyhat might be.
 
A most interesting thing about Woolyhat is that he seems to speak several languages, and after a few glasses of wine, he is always ready to talk to the foreigners and outsiders who come through Bakers Corner, especially those he meets at the Blue Goose.
 
Woolyhat’s cottage was built in 1891 and has been renovated several times, but essentially it's stayed the same in its basic plan, with a lounge/kitchen area that has a cast iron open fireplace and one end. There are modern appliances, such as an undersized fridge and oven, a ceramic halogen hob. Woolyhat put in a washing machine in the kitchen in 1999. The bedroom is decorated plainly and tastefully with a full bed and Tiffany reading lamp that belonged to his mother. An open staircase leads up to the low ceiling loft that homes a double mattress suitable for sleeping visitors, (thought it is not known that Woolyhat has ever had any.) Heating is with the open fire in the lounge, and hot water is by immersion heater. Electricity is supplied through a coin meter which takes one pound coins. A normal amount of coal and wood is supplied weekly by the Parrs in the village. Woolyhat, like a few other villagers, is an ardent cyberlander.
 
A field surrounds Wooly’s cottage which is occupied by sheep and cows. (One must not say it’s in the middle of a pasture…). Access to the cottage is by foot and it's approximately 300 yards from the road. You can park your car in the enclosure at the side of the no through road close by. Hostel guests with cars park beside this dead end road also. It was in this area that a guest from the hostel almost tripped over Woolyhat. He tried to administer first aid but Woolyhat fought him off so he ran to the pub to find help. Help returned with me and Augustine Holmes, but that’s another story.
 
Oh, I Mason Casper, am also Keeper of the Village Secrets you might say. Har, har. That’s a bit of humour for you. Seriously however, I do plan write our history one day now that I have a computer.
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After a month back at home, Detective Augustine Holmes was transferred and assigned to the area’s Police station in Carlisle because she was born and grew up in the country there. She was after all the youngest sister of the local Lord of the Manor, James Virgil Holmes, who reads at least six newspapers a day since he turned thirty years. He spends most of his time after that reading, playing chess on the Internet, or walking with his hounds. (No, he doesn’t hunt.)
 
One more thing about this ageing semi-recluse, he holds a book readers club meeting at his tumbling- down manor once a month. “The Book and Quill Society” was started by Lord Holmes and a friend when they were young men. My father, I am proud to say, was that friend. They were in the war together toward the end of things, that being World War II. They were both very young when the war was ending, missed all the best action to hear my Father tell it.
 
It was not to Lord Holmes liking that his youngest sister had chosen to become involved in police work, but no one in the family had ever been able to do anything with Augustine, not since she was given her first cycle by her Uncle Ted Baxter. That was about her sixteenth birthday or thereabout, and she spent the next whole year terrorizing anyone in her way as she revved around country by-ways beyond the manor. Always in a haversack hanging on her back was her faithful black Chihuahua pup, Abernathy.
 
No one in the village knows all the facts about Holmes’s Scotland Yard
experiences or Detective School studies because this all happened in London, and most of the time in Baker Street, London might well be located on the moon. However, when it appeared imminent that Baker Street needed some police assignment in the area now that it had become a viable village, residents and business persons were fairly certain that Detective Augustine Holmes was appointed due to her connections with the manor, though of course, no one among the powers that be would admit to such a thing, fair law and all. ((Not in England, har, har.))
 
Some people are certain that the Parr brothers sought to take advantage of Holmes’s having become in involved in crime solving and making somewhat of a name for herself in London at the Yard. Whether anyone pulled any strings or not, the Parrs anticipated Detective Augustine Holmes to be an attraction for Baker Street at some time in the future, relative of the great one et al.
 
One of the youngest detectives in England, Augustine Holmes had grown up to be a modern young lady in my humble opinion. She has long dark brown hair which she sometimes pins up or wears in a pony tail. She is very attractive, though somewhat short of leg to my tastes. She rides a Harley and sports a few tattoos, has a ten foot tall mouth. She has an affable disposition most of the time, is known to be a scholar of sorts, and keeps company with Dr. Winchcombe, Gervaise Winchcombe, the local ‘rich young man’ and part-time vet whose practice is behind The Feed Store, but who lives with his mother and the other Winchcombes at Fairoaks, the Winchcombe estate.
 
The Winchcombes are one of the areas very wealthy families and are connected to the Parrs by marriages. Holmes’s appointment is quite acceptable therefore, to locals who knew her in her earlier years as she was growing up. Of course, no one wanted a ‘foreigner’ in the area poking around in anyone’s business; so even those most adamantly against her appointment knew they were better off with a Holmes on duty in the area than a stranger no one knew at all. Shame she couldn’t just be a country bobby. ( Ah, now those were the days…) With change has come much good, but there are some things I miss and
the village constable is one of those.
 
Appointed detective in London only two years earlier, Holmes held some doubts about working a post of any kind so near where she was born. Not very exciting, ho? Still, she pragmatically decided she’d rather be a big fish in a little pond than a little fish in a big pond, and so she moved into her position in the village dans le plein regalia d’agent de police, impressing all, most of all, herself. (No one knew why she did not want to return to London. That hadn’t come up yet. You can be sure it was debated in certain corners, namely The Blue Goose, but since the proprietor there is one of Holmes ardent admirers, it was not much debated without his interference.)
 
Ollie Parr noted with compunction that he was especially impressed with the headgear that Detective Holmes had chosen for herself when she came through the village for an inspection of sorts. Larkspur Foxworth, being the latest-trend young lady she was, commented that she thought a detective, ‘their detective,’ should not be living in the manor gatehouse, but no one paid attention to her remarks. She was too young, at twenty-six, to be given any real deference and owned a small white poodle to boot.
 
Besides that, it was she who had designed and fashioned Detective Holmes’ hat and ‘uniforms,’ and everyone in Baker Street who was anyone knew that she was very proud of that. The hat was a dark blue and grey chequered print replica of the various pictures she had seen on the Internet of Sherlock Holmes - down to the chin ribbon that tied the ear flaps together on top of the head. The hat was just perfect, eventually a tourist-must. (Many would be sold to visitors and tourists passing through Baker Street over the years
 
Holmes thought wearing the hat a small price to pay for a very stylish new
wardrobe from Larkspar; and she was relieved to be out of a regular uniform. One of the conveniences of being a detective is that you aren’t required to be in policeman’s uniform anymore. Of course, she took some flak from the station in Carlisle, but it seldom registered on her consciousness. Detective Holmes is as arrogant a lass as they come.
 
~ * ~
 
“Aye, how about a cuppa or a dram?” I asked Joan Pottswood boldly. She’s the vicar’s sister and a good friend of mine. Joan cuts quite a figure in her purple and red flowing dresses and layers of vaporous fabric as she sails through the village. “Let’s go over to the pub and see if J.D.’s put anything new in there. Could be. I saw some people over there earlier this morning in a lorry moving some furniture in. Couldn’t see what the devil they were delivering because I had a customer. Bonnie American lass on vacation.
Wanted to know where one can walk around here. I put her onto to J.D., so she’s probably in there herself. You woulda thought she woulda ask’d someone not using a walking stick and inconvenienced. She could full well see I am disabled, jest paid no attention whatsoever. Those Americans…,” (which says it all).
 
Joan picked up her flat, black patent purse. “I’ll go. I’m famished as it happens. Are you paying? You might have to, Mason.
 
“I’ll pay today. You pay tomorrow. ”
 
“Not tomorrow either. I’m broke for a whilst, crashed out, Mason, not a quid until Ollie decides what I’m earning running the library. In my opinion we need a real librarian. That's what he should do, hire one of them. You know my allowance from the church is next to nothing…How’s Mildred?”
 
Mildred Casper is my sister and the village gossip if there is one. Can’t tell
her a damned thing that she doesn’t spread the minute I’ve left or hung up the phone. One would think I would learn not to tell her things, but I tell her most things. It’s a family habit I guess. She’s quite the herbalist and gardener, my Sis, makes up all kinds of potions if you need one for this or that, has green fingers.
 
Only this morning her yellow roses burst into bloom. They are a sight for sore eyes. “I guess I should call her and tell her we’re going for a cuppa, but I won’t. She’ll want me to come fetch her, and I don’t feel like it. Have a bit of an upset stomach. Hen…Oh, look who’s coming down the street. Aren’t we the lucky ones today?” I lowered my voice. “It’s fancy-pancy, that Miss Gatsby Americana herself, what’s her name?”
 
“Claire. She’s really a nice lady, Mason. I’m surprised you haven’t taken
a fancy to her already. Most of the single men around here have.” Guess I musta turned red as a beetroot because Henny turned and discreetly ignored me.
 
“Oh, that one’s got no time for me. Doesn’t even notice I’m alive… ((unless it’s with pity.))… I with the glass eye who walks with a stick.”
 
“Well, we’ll fix that right up, Dearheart. I’ll introduce you properly. Can you afford her a cuppa too?” Whilst I was trying to make up my mind, Joan started waving at Claire Gatsby. “Don’t you dare take your eye out and show off, Mason. That’s not amusing to women.”
 
And so began a new chapter in my life and in the life of Baker Street. How
innocent and unthinking and trusting we all were that day, insulated with our little
hopes and fears, not too worried about anything, certainly not expecting there to
be one less of us in four nights. Isn’t that how things always are? We go to bed
thinking things are one way permanently, and wake up to a new world.
 
All of a sudden a Land Rover screeched to a halt beside us. It was the the Farilee family, all of them, well, a Rover-full. There was Esmerelda. Ask her about herself and she’ll tell you straight off she’s a grandmother and is fifty-eight years old. Esme’s a churchgoer, a walker and cyclist and swimmer. She runs a readers group on the Internet and likes music, computers, family history, decorating, and travel. She’s a vegetarian, perhaps a Pagan, (according to my Sister), who advises Esmerelda on herbs. Her husband Christopher works as an architect from their home, the income from The General Store not being enough to support a large family. He’s the village centre designer and has probably put away a pretty penny from this job. He always has a new idea Ollie Parr likes.
 
The thirteen year old twins are with their parents, Eleanor and Deborah. They’re going to be a handful one day soon. The boys, Trevor and Luke, are here too. Not sure what these two are going to be up to. They’re spoiled rotten if you want my opinion. Trevor certainly needs to find regular employment since he’s gotten married. Of course, that’s none of my business, but there you are…
 
Esme gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek. She always does that and I don’t ever stop her. In my condition you take what you get. “Pretty girls, Esme…they get their looks from you. Have you told your hubby that yet?”
 
“Oh, he knows, Cat Lover. How is your cat? It’s about time for you to get a new supply of food, you know. I meant to call you this morning in fact.”
 
At this moment, Charly, the Crosswaite’s large white Cockatoo, bounded out of the Rover and bit me on the cheek. We were all shocked because I’ve been known to have a way with animals. Well, of course, things were turned upside down and I was carted off to Dr. Winchcombe’s for a rabies injection and look-see. Didn’t get to meet Claire Gatsby after all.
 
Chapter Two -
Birds of Prey are all the same,
 
One of Holmes’s annoying traits was that she wanted to know about people right away, so that she would be able to avoid time-consuming exchanges, don’t-bother-me people. Holmes was afraid of people by nature, not naturally outgoing or friendly anymore. Perhaps she had never been.
 
If she had, that ended with her divorce. Lawyers, lawyer talk, friends who turned out not to be friends, relatives who became embarrassed by the divorce, all these failed Holmes and she hadn’t let go the pain yet. She felt she’d failed her family and friends. No, Holmes didn’t want to know many people anymore. She preferred to keep a safe distance.
 
Work took up most of her time. She liked that too, to think aloud, to ponder to herself silently, to adjust, to hunt for clues, study them. Crime is always interesting. Besides her police work, she did her other 'work,' her translations, her computer work. She loved to translate, she loved her computer. It made her feel secure, to be able to support herself, which was from the onstart unnatural in her family. Holmes had not been raised to work; she had been raised to marry. She had been raised to be ‘a good wife.’ Goodness knows, her family had tried.
 
Margaret told her on their first visit together, "Don't get friendly too quick here with anyone, Holmes. The place has changed. All these renters and Leasers, people wanting to move here, buy land." Margaret frowned. "Everyone's changed, even the service people...I'm just cautioning you. Maybe I shouldn’t. But there you are, I am. “
 
She continued, “They can be awful. And you're vulnerable, especially with you and Gervaise being so close. .... Already causing talk and speculation. Gervaise causes that no matter where he is. That dear boy. You're an unknown factor though… a curiosity. Don't think because you spent so much time with Gervaise as a child that things will be the same.” Margaret laughed. “Although I suspect several people remember you..."
 
Holmes tried to follow Margaret's train of thought. (She had not hurt Gervaise when she married. Wasn’t he keeping company with some Irish girl at that time?) Of course, people remembered her, well, most of them did. True, she didn’t know the newcomers yet, but that was only a matter of time. "People can be awful is the truth. Just hold your own.”
 
“Go slow," Margaret continued. "We'll do everything we can, of course. I'm always here, and Gervaise will protect you, of course.... My dear, it's so wonderful having you here. The birds are wonderful this year…we’ll have to get together soon." Margaret cocked her head as if she were befuddled.
 
Protect me from what Holmes was later to wonder? But not for long. Margaret had been right. Holmes was scrutinized, watched, even followed. Holmes had forgotten and was reminded several times by people she met that women policepersons weren't liked very much here, not trusted. Holmes was considered an upstart and ‘a weird one.’ Few were sincerely friendly. Some were curious; few didn’t have some idea whom she was. Then she met Jane Carlisle, or, finally, she met Lady Jane Carlisle, of the royal learned few at an afternoon tea Margaret gave. Jane completely ignored Holmes.
 
"She's called Lady Jane because her Daddy was a Lord," Polly told Holmes. Polly worked at Fairoaks, the Winchcombe home. "From Surrey. He was directly from Surrey, England. Royalty.”, Polly continued as if Holmes had no idea Surrey was in England. According to Polly, people in Bakers Street cared a great deal about global prestige, so much so they created a kind of kingdom of their own. Money.
 
The Winchcombes, the Armstrongs, the Carlisles. They were a triangle of mysterious wealth, sometimes called "The Iron Triangle" in gossip columns in rag-sheets and popular newspapers. Then, there were the Grahams and the Lockharts and the Parrs. Old Scotland money. The practically penniless Holmes crew were not a part of the iron triangle or old money. If the truth will ever be know, they were strugglers from the beginning. Too much drinking and gambling probably. No Holmes was ever a good businessperson.
 
During tea one afternoon, Augustine Holmes had occasion to study Jane Carlisle closely. Holmes knew by some remote radar that something unpleasant was in the wind around her. Jane's large, blue, round eyes were as empty as new windowpanes in a house no one has lived in yet. She wore only pink, varying shades of it, but never another colour Holmes had been told. That struck Detective Holmes as willfully strange, destined to draw attention rather than privacy.
 
Lady Jane's only son, Troy, was rumoured to be slow-witted too. The day Holmes met this odd entourage again, Gervaise Winchcombe had taken her to Roeselare for a picnic. Holmes thought Roeselare still closed. "No, Jane's taken up there again,” Gervaise commented dryly. Jane was Gervaise’s first cousin, the enigmatic cousin Holmes had heard of for years, seen photographs of many times, but never spoken to.
 
At the picnic was Jane, a woman in a white uniform Holmes divined to be a nanny or nurse of some kind, and Troy, the white-haired son who looked quite
ordinary at first glance. Gervaise, of course. Jane barely acknowledged Gervaise’s introduction of Holmes, which made Holmes bristle. She did not like to be discounted completely and knew when she was getting a noblisse oblige treatment.
 
Jane's son Troy was an unruly, definitely odd boy. He played with his food, made weird faces, dribbled, broke wind, made ‘Donald Duck’ noises. He was so out of control at times no one spoke to each other finally.
 
Holmes noticed Gervaise was getting squirmy. Then Troy spit on Gervaise’s hand quite deliberately. Gervaise glared at the boy, took out his handkerchief, frowned. Holmes was wishing she had stayed at the cottage and trying to think of an excuse to leave when Gervaise handed her a boiled egg and banger biscuit, her picnic favourite.
 
Shortly after this, Troy threw up. Dribbling and acting decidedly abnormal, he was taken away then by the nanny.
 
Jane lifted her hands into the air dramatically; told Gervaise she hated picnics, and ran toward the house after the nanny and her son. Gervaise watched them leave as if he were mesmerized, then turned to Holmes, took the boiled egg she still held, screamed manically and threw it at Jane's retreating figure. “So much for family outings,” he yelled. Gervaise’s family was not close. There had been too much money, too much argument about it.
 
"Oh God," Gervaise muttered. "This is insane!,” which proved later to be an understatement.
 
He grabbed the picnic hamper abruptly and told Holmes they were leaving, which they did, leaving the tablecloth forlorn, but still somehow inviting. Gervaise droppedHolmes off at her cottage and waved good-bye morosely. They had not spoken all the way there. Gervaise was embarrassed. When embarrassed he withdrew and was often childish. Holmes knew that. As she unlocked her door she wondered if leaving London’s norm had been a good idea. Though she loved Gervaise dearly, she didn’t know if she could stand living close to his family.
 
That night and for several nights afterward, Holmes dreamt about the boiled egg flying through the air chasing Lady Jane. In her dreams the egg grew larger and larger as it sought its destination. Just before a shattering blow to Jane's head, Holmes would wake up in a deep sweat. Afterward she had trouble resuming her sleep.
 
Holmes told Gervaise about the dreams, not that he was especially interested. She told him because she told Gervaise almost everything. He told her almost everything. That was the kind of friends they were. "You're over-reacting, " he said. "Jane and I have never gotten on. I shouldn't have taken you there. When I was a kid, I once threw a toy lorry at her. She had to have two stitches in her head. I got a terrible whipping - I always got whippings if Jane was around. I shouldn't have gone over there, Augustine, or taken you. It was stupid. Sorry. ...Look, you've got to let this go. I behaved badly and I shouldn't have. Will you forgive me?"
 
"I think it was an omen," Detective Augustine Holmes said suggestively and deliberately, hoping to warn her friend.
 
"The way she behaves infuriates me," Gervaise complained, ignoring the omen remark. He apologised to Holmes about the egg throwing and blushed. Detective Holmes quit dreaming about eggs and forgot the incident completely. There were important things to attend to. Someone’s horse had taken missing.
 
Someone in the Winchcombe ‘family’, Jane’s brother Foster probably, thought Jane should publish again since the family owned several publishing establishments. Why not another tea table book from her most recent poems? That era in publishing was far from being over. This was a titbit that Polly told Holmes when they met at the grocers. Life would have gone on normally for Holmes after that if Gervaise hadn't come up with his 'great' idea, that Holmes edit Jane Carlisle's poetry as a special favour to him. (After all, he was fixing up the gatehouse for her.)
 
"Easy ticket, Babycakes. Jane can't write, and it doesn't matter in the type book she does. You’ll see…" He kissed Holmes’s nose. "It's a favour for me - I need you to get her off my back. .... You’ll see, it won't take much time, and she’s driving me crazy."
 
Then Gervaise sent her roses three times and put new tyres on her lorry. Maybe they would have it running one day. He told her Foster was delighted with the idea of a new book by Jane. The book would not have to sell because of something to do with taxes. The point was that the family name should not be embarrassed. That was it – did Augustine understand? Decent grammar, proper punctuation, not a masterpiece. No one wanted that. How could she refuse him
 
This was how Holmes went back to Roeselare, a creepy place she did not like, that gave her bad feelings. Gervaise was persuasive. He'd convinced her finally that Jane was harmless. Angry at the moment because she owed Gervaise, she drove to Roeselare with misgivings.
 
Sunning herself, Lady Jane had taken off her shoes and was lying sexily prone in a pink recliner. A pink ice stone she had had set in twenty-four carat gold twinkled oddly in her pierced nose, drawing attention to Jane's face. Holmes read three of Lady Jane's poems silently, becoming immediately flabbergasted and resentful. Good Lord! She decided to read the poetry aloud to Jane, hoping Jane herself would hear the lack of message, the immaturity, the lack of originality…Holmes searched for words to use to get Jane Carlisle’s attention without offending her. She went on reading. Perhaps the poetry got better after the first few. Good Lord, Holmes decided maybe she should take up writing off a few poems if there was money to be had in this tripe. She stopped reading
a moment to wet her lips. She smiled weakly and continued the third poem.
 
  "My Love is like a Pink Dogwood, Pink,
 
Holmes thought wrongly. Hearing the poem aloud pleased Lady Jane immensely. That one lay immune in pink, untouched by rules about nouns, verbs, commas. She had no idea whatsoever Holmes expected anything of her. Her attitude was that Holmes was being honoured by being given the pleasure of editing her poetry. Holmes begrudgingly gave Jane credit for a kind of confidence she wished she herself had. The woman was impenetrable.
 
"I have such a way with words," Lady Jane proclaimed, shivering enticingly. Holmes stared at her. Abashed, her mind racing as to how she could get out of editing Jane's poetry, she put the papers down and sipped her tea. Oh God, Gervaise Winchcombe! She knew he had not read any of these poems. If he had, she’d take him to the moors and run over him.
 
Nearby, Troy, who had been sitting silently up to that time, as if medicated,
proceeded to step into his mother's high heels. He clomped around rather quietly, glancing at his mother every so often. Earlier he had been severely admonished to behave. Every few clomps he would stop in his tracks and put one hand on his hip. With the other hand he pretended to smoke an imaginary cigarette, carefully inhaling and exhaling. He wet his shorts as Holmes watched. Urine ran down his legs into his mother's pink mules. Troy ignored that.
 
Detective Holmes watched with slit eyes; Augustine Holmes felt nervous. She wanted to do something, try to talk to Troy, what? She looked her watch. Ten minutes more clomp, clomp, clomp. Holmes decided to disrupt Jane's muse to point out Troy's accident. Lady Jane had made it clear when Holmes arrived that Holmes was to ignore Troy, but Holmes felt for the child. For sure, the boy was a brat, but he was a child.
 
Troy stuck out his tongue at her. Weird. Detective Holmes frowned, looked at her watch. Eight minutes more of the clomping. Holmes became increasingly
uncomfortable over Troy's undisciplined, silly gestures. As Troy began to spit in small puddles and spread the spit around in circles with his index finger, Holmes was vaguely reminded of a horror film she had once seen, about a bad child. (She had seen a lot of horror films. Nothing like one to take your mind off a case.). She could not remember the movie clearly but chills went up and down her spine. She decided to make excuses to Jane, beg working on a case. She didn’t want to be around when the penny dropped and she knew it was going
 
Lady Jane droned on, something about a four-page saga about death she had finished the night before. "I'm on a roll," she confided.
 
Somewhere close by a cat in heat began bleating shrilly. Its bleats broke into the aura of the hapless group beside the swimming pool, sharply disturbing them all. At once, several things happened. Holmes dropped some sheaves of paper. Lady Jane swept to her bare feet, knocked over the glass of ice tea she had been drinking. Troy clompedtoward the sound he heard, whining, "Baby...baby...I hear a baby."
 
Lady Jane shouted for the nanny and cut her left foot on a piece of glass at that moment. An awful flow of very red blood gushed from the wound. Holmes gasped. Lady Jane began to scream in earnest when she too saw the blood. Detective Holmes felt resentful. What a circus. Troy seemed to suddenly disappear as Holmes half-watched him. Holmes grew faint. ( Blood was not one of her strong points either.) At the sight of it she turned annoyingly helpless and absurd, her usual strength and buoyancy sapped. Hell !
 
Marlis the nanny came ambling out, her large body shifting from one side to another like a whale in shallow water. She stooped to examine Lady Jane's foot, wiped the blood tenderly from it onto her apron. Then she picked Jane up as if she were a baby and swiftly carried her inside the house. Jane continued to screech loudly all the way, frantically hugging Marlis and flailing her hands about.
 
Definitely over-extended, Holmes wanted to flee and almost did, but there was a pile of soggy papers at her feet. She began to pick them up, separate them. She did this rapidly, remembering Troy. That poor child! Where was he? Not in sight Holmes verified. She ran awkwardly in the direction she had last seen Troy, realizing clearly as she went that she knew nothing whatsoever about this part of the grounds. It used to be closed off.
 
On her several occasions at Roeselare she never once explored it or wanted to. It seemed eternally covered with a light to heavy fog that made Holmes feel spooked. Heart pounding, Holmes became afraid at the sight of an open gate which seemed to appear out of nowhere. She called Troy's name and was greeted by a heavy silence in the air.
 
Later she realised the silence had been loud because no birds sang, no crickets chirruped.
 
Walking along a fence where there was a kind of overgrown path, Holmes called out Troy's name frantically. She became suddenly resentful at Lady Jane, the nanny, even Gervaise Winchcombe, who was responsible for her being on the grounds and in a ridiculous situation in the first place. Gervaise should have known better; he knew all the Carlisles well.
 
Holmes’s foot hit something, which she discovered immediately was one of Lady Jane's urine-soaked mules. It was pink suede, a black bow on the toe. It was still damp. Louder and more urgently, Holmes screamed Troy's name. Gripping the shoe in a fist, she swung angrily around a prickly boxwood shrub. Dusk was dropping quickly. She stopped at the end of the fence at a corner reluctant to go further. She had no idea at all which direction to pursue. Searching the ground for footprints that might guide her, she noticed some grey cat down on a bush. How odd. Wisps of it were stuck here and there on the branches. Where could the child be? He was six, seven years old at most. Surely he couldn’t have wandered too far.
 
"Troy!" she yelled through the fog that was closing in.
 
Holmes’s legs nearly failed her. She grew nauseated. A sense of terrible
foreboding again filled her heart. Her brow sweat and for a moment she felt like a lost child herself. A breath touched her neck and she leaped back, startled, close to blind hysteria. She screamed.
 
Marlis stood stone-like behind Holmes. Pale, large, ugly, and speechless, she seemed non-breathing, a wraith of fog, or so it seemed to Holmes. In the nanny’s hand was a pink suede shoe. Its toe bow was missing. Holmes stared dumbly at it. "I can't find him..." Detective Holmes said solemnly.
 
Marlis seemed not to have heard Holmes. Her eyes roved the grounds and trees surrounding them. Several times her eyes returned to rest on the shoe Holmes held in her hand. Then, as suddenly as she had appeared the nurse vanished.
 
"I'm not coming back here alone, or in the dark without a flash," Holmes whined aloud to herself as she trudged back to the house. From where she was, Roeselare looked old, weary, and eerie.
 
A light was shining in an upstairs window that she presumed must be Lady Jane's bedroom. The rest of Roeselare was dark except for some outside lights at the back west corner. Trying not to let the noises of the rapidly descending night catapult the fears she felt overwhelming her heart and mind, Holmes moved quickly and steadily through the shadows. When she came finally to the gate, she thought she heard a stealthy noise behind her.
 
"Troy," she called. "Is that you?" Holmes’s voice sounded very loud. Something rustled in the pines a few gardens ahead of her. Damn! It occurred to her that animals might lurk in this forest. Holmes knew dusk was that time of day nature called many animals to feed. She looked toward the house for comfort, trying not to think about snakes andbobcats, opossums, miasma. No one answered Holmes.
 
Oddly, she felt watched. She strained her eyes to search for Marlis but couldn’t see anybody anywhere. Shadows seemed to rise and fall in every direction she looked, but nothing solidified. She couldn’t rid herself of the thought that she was being observed.
 
Later she was to think this so paranoid she failed to mention it in her investigative report. She was to wonder if that would have changed anything. Probably not. We are seldom as powerful as we would like to think we are in such matters. Unpleasantness seems to have a mind of its own once its gears are set in motion. At least Holmes thought so.
 
Now, Holmes rushed quickly across the house lawn and entered the poolside wing. She vaguely remembered a telephone in the west dayroom and thought she'd use that. A small lamp burned beside the telephone barely illuminating it. She reached for the phone and startled again. Were her nerves completely failing her! Again she thought she heard something. This time the noise came from her left, a whisper, a door perhaps quietly shutting, the softest of footsteps. Could someone be sneaking away? Someone was sneaking away.
 
"Troy?" she whispered quietly, her voice not very confident. No answer. Holmes’s eyes literally strained to make her ears listen. They balked. She felt thoroughly alone, intimidated. She wished she were some place else, a thousand miles away from what she feared she was finding herself involved in. She was too superstitious and sensitive to be in the dark in Roeselare.
 
Holmes decided to call the station. What a mess. She hated she had strayed into trouble again. Well, it was done. Finally, she made a decision. She called Fairoaks instead and was breathlessly told by someone who did not sound like Polly to wait on the premises until help came. Holmes looked around herself forlornly. The house was silent, unforgiving. She called 999 and asked for some backup.
 
Buddha Brown came about that time. “I need to go home and pick up my bike. She told him what happened. He seemed very aggravated. "This house gives me the creeps," she told Buddha. “Don’t mention I’ve left. I’ll be back before anyone gets here.” He looked at her with world-weary eyes and then looked quickly away. Holmes speculated that Buddha knew more than he was owning.
 
"God only knows where that child is!" Buddha hunkered down lower in his seat. Buddha was the Winchcombe butler, or did he work for Lady Jane. Holmes couldn’t remember.
 
As soon as she got to the cottage she called Fairoaks again in attempt to find Gervaise. She hadn’t wanted to call him on the Roeselare line. Hoping that wasn’t a mistake, she got aggravated when no one answered the call. Where was Gervaise? Where was Margaret? No one answered the telephone. Where was everyone? Polly should have answered at least.
 
Overwrought, Holmes went back outside, started her bike and roared back to Roeselare, hoping to get back there before anyone knew she was missing. She did, but it was a mistake to have left.
 
This is Book One of my Series.
Also, ignore punctuation -
copyright July 4, 2004 by Maggie Blue, West Palm Beach, Florida
copyright May 1,2008 by Maggie Blue, West Palm Beach, Florida
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2. Birds of a Different Colour – Bakers Corner
3. Covered in Chartreuse Silk – village of Twane just out from Longholm,
near Carlisle
4.Descendent of Descartes - (need a small seaside town) -
5. Exorcism of Verity Plenderlathe – Bakers Corner
6. Fashionable, Flowered and Feathered (about hat ladies) – Bakers Corner,
Carlisle, and Longtown
2. Gervaise Winchcombe –Augustine’s romantic interest, Most eligible bachelor in North West England
3. Lord Virgil Holmes – Augustine’s oldest brother, a recluse -Lord Carrick
Virgil Holmes – Lord of the Holmes Manor… 5th Baron of Kilmallock in the
Kingdom of Ireland
4. Rufus Holmes – Augustine’s 2nd brother, Julia Auckland’s lover
5. Tim Pottswood, the vicar, and Edwina’s brother, apparently shy man
6. Edwina Pottswood - sister to local vicar, tall and buxom and outspoken
7. Mason Casper - of glass eye, Crippled legs, self-appointed village ‘Historian.’ Narrator of Holmes’ cases, and Mildred’s twin brother
8. Jaime Casper – Mason’s son
9. Mildred Casper, Queen Red of local Hat Club, twin sister of Mason, has green fingers
10. Griscombe Appleby, local novelist and Mason’s nemesis
11. Professor Patrick Macpherson – retired archaeologist, has epilepsy
12. Wollyhat – a solitary, quiet man
13. Pris Price – owns leather shop, got sober in London AA
14. Jorge D’Aubigne- Bookstore owner, Pris’lover, French – drinks too much
15. Olllie (Oliver) Parr – wealthy landowner, heads up Parr Felt Hatte Establishment, expanded local village by donating land and buildings
16. J.D.. Parr – sometimes runs pub called…The Blue Goose
17. Goldie (Parr) – sister to Ollie Parr, owns Blue Goose
18. Larkspur ‘Foxworth’ Parr –has village hat shop, illegitimate dau of Ann Parr, who ran off to Ireland
19. Polly Parr – does for the Winchcombes
20. Sherwood Stevelman –heads up The Village Hawk, Daphne’s father,
21. Daphne Little- Doc Little’s wife, dau to Stevelman of HAWK, JewishPrincess
22. Dr. David Little – took over Doc Perry’s practice, married to Daphne
23. Shri Achari - owns Little Cuba, Indian, from Andhra Pradesh to London to..Bakers Corner
24. Sita Achari - Shri’s mother – tailor…
25. Vernada Achari - Shri’s sister, lives in London – a model, Reg visitor
26. Uncle Arati – Shri’s uncle from India, a bird expert, visits occasionally
27. Anne Dulveney, Librarian and Village Hall ‘Keeper’
28. Father Perkins – Catholic priest
29. Penelope (Pen) – Griscombe Appleby’s latest sweetie
30. Sancho Malvarez – Part-owner of LittleCuba, met Bonnie/Miami, married her – he is from Jamaica
31. Bonnie Malvarez – Wife of Sancho, helps at Little Cuba, Miami,USA
32. Sadie Heart Most – Village Alderman, has wooden leg with rubber stump
33. Jeannie Boyce – For sure a hippie, reads cards, smokes, has chickens
34. Julia Auckland - girlfriend to Rufus Holmes, writes movie column
35. Charlotte Wickham, - American hiker, spends a lot of time in Cumbria
36. Bernard Reddy – Augustine Holmes’ ex-husband
37. Leona Findley-Hodge – Lady FH, does calligraphy, wife to Richard Hodge
38. Roger Hodge –Leona’s husband, wealthy shoe manufacturer
39. Richard Fitzpatrick – Frieda’s husband, London industrialist
40. Frieda Fitzpatrick – Baroness Fitz ,incomer, part-time in London
41. Connie Klevenger –single, originally from Nottingham
42. Mercy Van Ander –divorced, daughter of a dentist in Carlisle
43. Harper Gates - very eccentric, retired librarian
44. Olivia Mata, wife of local farmer and rancher
45. Josefina Hobbes -, wife of local sheep farmer
46. Esmerelda Crosswaite- runs General Store, pet dept…post office
47. Christopher Crosswaite – helps at store, architect – of village green, the ‘Rec’
48. Eleanor and Deborah Crosswaite – their 13 year old twins
49. Trevor Crosswaite – oldest son of Esme and Chris
3. , Trevor’s wife
4. , Trevor’s children
50. Luke Crosswaite – youngest Crosswaite son
51. Daniel Plenderlathe – runs Fish’N’Chips, plans expansion
52. Maude Plenderlathe – ran off with Penrith travelling salesman
53. Verity Plenderlathe – daughter of Daniel and Maude
54. Andy - photographer in Cumbria, walker
55. Agatha Anderson – Macpherson’s American email friend (Maggie)
56. Buddha Brown – works for Winchcombes
57. Lenore Winchcombe – Gervaise’s Mother
58. Billy Cox – does for Claire Gatsby, (who is Lady Jane’s friend…)
59. The Lockharts – Billy used to work for them, old family from near Lee Castle
60. Judge Lockhart – Scot….drinks too much, loves gossip
61. Angelica de Govia, ‘Angel’ – Holmes’ Mother
62. Ted Baxter – Holmes’ deceased uncle, her Angelica’s brother, minor poet.
63. Longfellow – worked for Fitzgeralds but jumped ship
64.Thomas Beck – Winchcombe’s attorney
65. Nester Parr – Polly’s daughter
66. Louise Graham/Parr/Brown – presently Buddha’s wife, J.D. Parr’s ex-
67.Tom Blye – M.P.
68. Missy Blye, MP's oldest daughter
69. Sissy Blye, MP's youngest
70.Tania Fulkenberry – from New Zealand, Pottswood sister, visits Bakers Corner yearly
71. Hadley -Holmes' friend in Carlisle. She stays in his flat when she's there.
72. Jonas Kelly - owner of Hostel Del Viva
2. Sergeant Hung Van Nguyen – Vietnamese but proud of his British Citizenship
3. Constable Sara Spotts – she works hard for little recognition
4. Homicide Detective Ben Charbeneau – handsome as a movie star…
5. Willie “Pap” McKenzie – Carlisle Medical Examiner
6. Chuddy Chidi – overweight police photographer, born in Nigeria
7. Mina Young – Chidi’s British girlfriend. Her parents don’t like his colour
8. Colin Wignall – Medical Examiner assistant
9. Constable Hubie – Carlisle Police forensics
10. Constable Bud Wiggins – Carlisle Police
11. Constable Burton Crow – Carlisle Police
12. Jolene Crow – Burton’s wife
2. Polly Dolly – wife of Romeo Dolly (Book ‘A’)
3. Simon Yuba – Ugandan, Scotland yard detective, narcotics (Book ‘A’)
4. Detective Sergeant Deepak H. Shah – Indian officer, Brixton police(Book ‘A’)
5. Dr. Bostick – Oxford teacher
6. Taylor Hollsworth – Holmes’ girlfriend in London, is a dancer
7. Zoe Perth - Holmes’ girlfriend in London
8. Fiona Tashjian - Holmes’ American girlfriend in London, a poet. Kenyon is her Brit lover.
9. Sherwood and Liz – friends of Gervaise
10. Jude Bogovich – Detective Superintendent – from Scotland Yard, Special Duty Man, sent to Bakers Corner to resolve the problems there ‘quickly.’(Book ‘B’)
11. Simon Atti – Ugandan, officer from Scotland Yard, Narcotics Div (Book ‘B”)
12. Uncle Harvey Bogovich – Jude’s uncle (Book ‘B”)
13. Candice Bogovich – Jude Bogovich’s mother, lives in Holyhead (Book ‘B”)
2. Rufus Holmes born 1962, twin to Molly, 2007 = 45
3. Molly Holmes – born 1962 , twin to Rufus, 2007 = 45
4. Colin Holmes – born 1974, 2007 = 33
5. Augustine Holmes – born Feb. 14, 1975, 2007= 32
6. Odette Holmes – born 1985 = 2007 = 22
7. Big Zito Capazzi - Angelica's present husband
8. Sherlock Holmes and John H. Watson, M.D. – Characters created by Sir Arthur Canon Doyle, but who may have really lived…
2. Abernathy, Chihuahua, belongs to Augustine Holmes
3. Queen Victoria, Annabelle's cat
4. Sawbones – Sadie Most’s dog
by Maggie Blue
The Day of the Omen
Mysteriously turned his scales into
Feathers and achieved the first true flight!
Since that momentous feat,
Our skies and waters and trees
Have become ornamented with the most
Lovely creatures in our universe,
Some eight thousand or so species of birds,
Creating a world of colour and music
That is almost beyond imagination.
 
By Fiona Lee Tashijan
The Carlisle’s Roeselare
looking for a smaller or weaker
creature to snatch up, spirit away
with their sharp claws, devour
with their sharp beaks and razor talons.
Yet how splendorous is their flight
as they dip toward their victims;
how graceful their grasp
and lift into the air,
as if this aerial achievement is
filmed by a master artist.
- by Fiona Lee Tashijan
  in its fluffiness though that does not seem
 
to be noticed, by the men who sleep
 
snoring in my bed. My Love is like a
 
Yellow Daffodil in its freshness, though
 
almost everyone says, I bath too often…"
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