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Customer
Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
Customer:
I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready
to install now. What do I do first?
CS
Rep:
The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your
HEART, ma'am?
Customer:
Yes
I have, but there are several programs running right now.
Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS
Rep: What
programs are running, ma'am?
Customer:
Let
me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and
RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS
Rep:
No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from
your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE
will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its
own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely
turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent
LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off,
ma'am?
Customer:
I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
 CS
Rep:
My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE.
Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM
have been completely erased.
Customer:
Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically.
Is that normal?
CS
Rep: Yes
it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall
for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer:
Yes
I do. Is it completely installed?
CS
Rep:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the
upgrades.
Customer:
Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS
Rep: What
does the message say?
Customer:
It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS."
What does that mean?
CS
Rep:
Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. it means that
the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has
not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated
programming things, but in nontechnical terms it means you
have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer:
So
what should I do? 
CS
Rep:
Can you find the directory called "SELFACCEPTANCE?"
Customer:
Yes,
I have it.
CS
Rep:
Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer:
Thank you.
CS
Rep: You're
welcome. Click on the fol-lowing files and then copy them
to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF. DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,
REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS. DOC. The system will overwrite
any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete SELFCRITICIZE.EXE from all directories,
and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer:
Got it. Wow! My HEART is filling up with really neat files.
SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now, and it shows
that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying
themselves all over my HEART!
CS
Rep: Then
LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle
it from here. One more thing before I go...
Customer:
Yes?
CS
Rep:
LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules
to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other
people, and they will return some really neat modules back
to you.
Customer:
I
will. Thank you for your help.
CS
Rep:
You're very welcome.
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the Library of
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