I believe in the soul,
The sweet spot,
Baseball,
That art is the expression of the creator,
The small of a woman's back,
Falling in love,
Music,
Single malt Scotch,
Romantic dinners for two by candle-light,
and soft-core pornography.
I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald could not have acted alone,
Anything more annoying to someone else is funny,
My autograph is different from my signature,
Money isn't everything,
You should never throw out an old toy,
Personal achievement only means a great deal to the individual,
and that the Titanic was an accident.
I believe in line drives,
Comics,
UFO's,
Seamonsters,
The Bermuda triangle,
Affairs of the heart,
Laughter,
Tenderness,
Intimacy,
Bigfoot,
Florescent lighting,
The high-five,
Atlantis,
Paradise lost,
and the original sin.
I believe that Stalin was not the start of Communism as we know it,
Hitler was a homicidal madman,
Birthday's aren't really a cause for celebration,
The South could have won the Civil War,
and that if I didn't exist, I'd have to invent me.
I believe in opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve,
Becoming really good at something is one of life's great pleasures,
Meta-physics and poetry have nothing to do with love,
A balanced budget,
An anti-lawyer law,
Midnight,
Roses,
Wine,
Passion,
Flowers,
Chocolate,
and long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days.