"Untitled 2"

by Dan Grayson

A young child, rather smart for his age
walked right up to god and said to him.
"God!?"
and so god replied in a deep, godlike voice (like a good god should)
"Huh?"
so the young child proceeded with "To murder is a sin. Right?"
and so god said (he knew the answer because, well, he is a god) "Yup."
"So..." the child becoming a little aggravated by god's apathetic
manerisms "Why did you kill me?"  this simple question sparked and
interest in god, for he was being questioned (oooohhhhh, the tension
builds)
"Why that's absurd.  I did nothing of the kind.  My child, you drowned."
"You killed me god." Now the boy was a bit pissed.
As was god. "Your time had come, my son."
"BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!" Screamed the child. "I'll tell you when I am done."

c. 1997