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1) How many years have you spent in this lifetime?: Under 18 years old; I don't belong on your page because I'm 18; Between 19 and 24 years old; Between 25 and 34 years old; Between 35 and 100 years old; More than 100 years old; Dangit! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!; Not entitled to share that.
2) How often do you visit my page?: Every Day (or plan to); Once per week; At that time of the month.; Once per year.....geez.; Yes.; Look, I thought your site was porn. I am never coming back again.; As often as you threaten me, Candice.
19046) What do you think about the Big Bang Theory?: Yes.; No.; Maybe.; Yearly.; I combine it with my own theories.; Look, I thought your site was porn. I am never coming back again.; Shiatsu Massage..

4) What DOES float your boat?; Water. (DRUM FILL) Come on Jess. That's a point!; Nothing much, just pure happiness and bliss.; Saying ‘Tickle your Pickle’ instead.; You FOOL! A ha ha ha ha ha!! I have sunk the Titanic!!! SINK BABY SINK; Yes.; A soda machine has been pissed off because someone fed it a crumply old bill.; Why, your page of course, Candice.

B) Why Did the Chicken cross the road?; You see, my brother, the Chicken is a symbol of the white man's oppression upon the black man. You see, the white feathers of the bird that stomps all over the black road...; Leave him alone!; Wait, you mean that there was a perfectly good chicken crossing the road and I'm HUNGRY????; To get to the other side.; Colonel Sanders was being nice.; Its a rebel and its crossing on.........CLARK STREET!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; It's 4:18, he's still got a couple of minutes.; "He's late for Tri-School cause he didn't wanna eat the cafeteria food and Burger King had a big line again.

42) What is the meaning of life?; To do as God wills.; Love; Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.; The Temptations and Jamrioquai; I don't know...I'm currently dead.; 42; I do not think so.

0.49385x+3i dy/dx) How DO you spell JELL-O??; You just did!; Man Bill Cosby's cool; Without the hyphen; With it.; What's a hyphen?; What's a thimble?; Who cares? Its good.

7) What am I?; I would say that you were a goddess, but then that would be going against what I believe in, nevertheless, I believe you should still get some kind of pedestal....not a bronze one or a silver one, but one made of gold...because gold is much better than bronze and silver, but then again gold is much more expensive, and I don't have too much money left because of this one incident that happened when I was seven years old and this old lady was crossing the street and I thought to myself that may--......; I can’t respond cause I’m laughing so hard.; A COMPLETE psycho.; Digeridoo; No!! What is on second!; Postal; Nope. Not at all.

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