Hot Dog Man - (Secret identity:Frank Footlong) The hero of the comic. He uses his super-human strength and ingenuity to protect his home of New Pork City. He also has a secret power that only he knows about.......he plumps when you cook him!

Cheeseburger Boy - (Secret identity:Charles Cheddaronit) Hot Dog Man's faithful sidekick. He doesn't alway know what he's doing, but he is a great help to Hot Dog Man and his heroic efforts.

Dr. Buun - Scientist and inventor extroardinaire. He created Hot Dog Man and Cheeseburger Boy in his invention, "The Mutational Transmogrational Microwave." He now assists our heroes by giving them information and helpful gadgets (like the fri-a-rang).

Evil Relish Dude - Hot Dog Man's arch rival. He is responible for most crime in New Pork City. Unbeknownst to Hot Dog Man, Evil Relish Dude was also created by Dr. Buun in the same microwave; but for some reason, Relish Dude came out evil (and a little underdone). When he fled from Dr. Buun's laboratory he took the microwave with him and now uses it to make his own henchman. Evil Relish Dude has a fear of jars, the smallest sight of a jar will send him cowering; unfortunately he has a pair of "anti-jar glasses" that make all jars look like rainbow trouts. He is also afraid of those little balls of lint that are found on sweaters. Despite all of his evil and despicable ways, he has only one true love: PING-PONG!!!!!!!

Donut Guy - Evil Relish Dude's main henchman. Donut Guy can't talk and mainly just does Relish Dude's bidding. He has a budding hatred of Bubble Gum Buddy.

Bubble Gum Buddy - A talking piece of gum stuck to Relish Dude's throne. He and Relish are always talking to each other and are very good friends. He is treated much better than Donut Guy and enjoys flaunting that fact.

OH NO!! IT'S HORSERADISH SAUCE MAN!!!!!

OY! It's Lickle Pickle!

Crazy Jack - My idea is that this guy can be kind of a street informant, but I don't know if I'm really gonna use him or not.

 

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