The Last Dreamer
by Tony DeSimone
The world's very last dreamer lay on his deathbed,
smiling in spite of himself.
"This world will perish without me," he said.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"What do I mean? I am the world's very last
dreamer. After I'm gone, all that will be left will be
logic and reason and complete reality."
"Well, what's wrong with that?" I asked again.
"What's wrong with that?" he replied, "everything is
wrong with that, my boy!"
"Without me, there will be no more fantasy: no more
fire-breathing dragons or magical elves, no more talking
animals or living inanimate objects. Without me there will
no longer even be a Santa Claus for God's sake. They
will all be gone."
"But surely there must be other dreamers?" I believed
this to be true, for it was too unlikely that he was the
only one.
"No, my boy," he said, "I've spent most of the second
half of my life searching for another dreamer, but all of
my adventures have been in vain. It seems that everyone
has become possessed by cold, cruel, reality."
"Oh, Father, that can't be true. It's too unlikely
that you would be the last," I said.
"Oh, there you go again," he said. "All of you people
think alike. There's too much chance; that doesn't make
any sense; that's impossible; it's not logical. Oh, I'm
sick of hearing it all."
Poor Father, I thought. I pitied the poor fool to
have been mislead by his own mind. I thought it was a
shame.
Suddenly, the door opened, and in stepped a little
green man.
"Mandatio!" cried my father.
"Frace!" cried the little green man, who had run up
and embraced my father.
"Son," said my father, "This is Mandatio. He is the
leader of the green dwarves of Nandolia."
"Nonsense, Father!" I said in disblief. "He is just
a figment of your imagination."
"Then why do you see him?" he asked. . . a question
to which I was unable to think of an answer.
Then Mandatio spoke, "We came to say goodbye to you
Frace."
"What do you mean we?" asked my father.
The Dwarf got up and walked next to the door. He
pulled out a small trumpet and played a little fanfare on
it.
"Presenting," he cried, "Vantornio, the knight of the
seven hands!" and in walked a tall man in a suit of armor
who appeared to have nine working arms, seven of which had
hands.
"Lizasha," the dwarf continued, "the queen of the blue
nymphs." A short woman with blue skin entered the room.
Her beauty surpassed anything else that I had ever seen
before.
"Gremdash, the ogre of unbelievable style!" and a large
monster wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses entered.
"Zibblydo, the king of the Rutebegan islands!" and
through the doorway came a giant vegetable with arms and
legs.
What followed were more strange people and creatures
that I'd never seen anywhere. I just could not believe my
eyes. Everything that entered was a new, indescribable
wonder.
There were creatures everywhere, including a dragon with
two noses who had to stick his head in through the
window.
My father seemed absolutely delighted that all these
"people" had come to visit him. As he greeted and
conversed with all of them I became increasingly
impatient.
Finally I shouted out, "Father, what is going on
here?! What are all of these things?!"
"What do you think they are?" he replied, "They are
my acquaintances, friends from my many adventures."
"But your adventures," I said, "they aren't real."
My father looked at me sternly and said, "Simply
because they are impossible? Just because they have no
scientific explanation does not mean that they are not
real."
He then turned to his friends, "There's something I've
been meaning to tell you all about my comrades. As I
have told you all during my encounters with you, I have
been in search for another dreamer. Alas, I never found
one, so I am afraid that this is goodbye for all of
us."
The faces of all of the creatures (or whatever they
had instead of faces) immediately turned from joy to
sorrow.
"It seems," my father continued, "that I, Frace
Flahvendot, am the very last dreamer of this world. So
when I go, so will all of you my friends."
"But, Frace," said a talking book, "What of the
children? Won't they still be dreamers?"
"The children are no longer given a chance," replied
my father. "The adults have become obsessed with scientific
explanation and have been consumed by the plague that we
call reality. The children are reprimanded strongly for
their use of imagination and they lose their ability for
fantasy at a very early age."
"So I'm afraid," he continued, "that it is hopeless.
We no longer have a place in this world."
All of the creatures were now very sad. Half of
them were crying, and a few of them were weeping.
"I am also afraid," my father announced, "that it is
now time for us to leave. We will no longer exist
here."
Then my father started to literally rise from the bed.
He was miraculously floating in mid-air.
"Farewell, my friends," he said. "One day there may
be dreamers once again, and I wish you all luck in
reaching that time. Goodbye," and with a bright flash of
light, he was gone. He had disappeared.
Then all of the sad, dejected creatures slowly faded
out of existence.
I was so overcome with what had happened that I
fainted and fell to the floor.
*************
When I woke I realized that I was still in the same
room that I had been in. I got up off the floor and
looked in my father's bed. He was gone.
Had I just had one big hallucination? That had to
be it. It seemed to be the only logical explanation.
This has been another piece of popcorn stuck between you
teeth and your gums brought to you by Tony DeSimone.
Copyright 1999 by Bucket of @$#! Publications