david's top ten girls of haiku
#1 A Haiku for Milla Jovovich.
Milla Jovovich
I want to make you dinner
Then you and me, bed
#2 A haiku for B---
(the girl who likes my pants)
Saturday's Okay
Your hand, inside, yes, it's true
Let's sleep together
#3 Angelina Jolie
Jon Voight is your dad
Squealed, Deliverance
You, me, bed, we'll squeal
#4 Ashley Judd
Double Jeopardy
The movie was real real bad
except, you're naked.
#5 Natalie Portman
Where for art thou, sweet?
I keep waiting at home but
You have not returned.
#6 Katie Holmes
You're from Toledo
Us, the tops, chillin' in our
Treeless cul-de-sac
#7 Claire Forlani
CLAIRE FORLANI by me
Tall, british, classy
I'll kick ben stiller's face in
For a life with you
claire forlani by dobi
if you were chinese
david lee would not like you
but you were lucky
#8 One for Leelee Sobieki
Leelee S., I am
Asking you on a date, for
The rest of our lives.
#9 Olivia Williams
You might have learned to
Act from Kevin Costner, I
Love you anyway
#10 nobi says i bend the rules too much as in my haiku for lara flynn boyle
Jack Nicholson's wee
wee is shriveled like his face
Why are you with him?