nobi has a fine haiku style

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Neve Campbell

  you think you're pretty?
  well let me tell you different
  you're the missing link


shannon dougherty

  if you look real hard
  you'll see her face is crooked
  fucking ugly ho


courtney thorne smith

  forgettable face
  forgettable acting style
  i forget your name


chynna philips
by dobi (who's not gay with david)

  you had your own band
  and you married a baldwin
  what next, you genius?


ali larter

  you wore whip cream but
  he said i don't want your life
  do you think he's gay?


susan sarandon

  you have gotten old
  your boobs must hang very low
  but what do i care.


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