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haiku- celebrities named after food

Carrot Top  by nobi

  in your talent group,
  only one other compares.
  yahoo serious.


Meatloaf  by nobi

  you big fat bastard
  crappy music made you rich
  yes i am jealous


Shirley Temple  by sydney

  Seven-up and the
  Juice from the jar of cherries.
  Maraschino, red.


Roy Rogers  by sydney

  When we would have brunch
  After church... my brother thought
  Shirley was for girls.


Mr. Green Beans  by sydney

  Captain Kangaroo!
  No, wait, you were called Mister
  Green Jeans.  Was it Jeans?

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