It
has been quite interesting to read the mail response to my picture in the
Gallery. These are folks looking to some how connect with the woman
they view after they down load her picture. These are some of the
more hilarious attempts to woo.
Subj: hey chic
To: Blissley
(he includes a picture of him
for me to download. Of course I do not since I practice safe computer.)
Is there a chance that you would let me fall in love with you? LOL, just kidding. I wanted to write ya and sat that you are simply mouth watering. I gotta go but hope to make a new friend out of this letter.
I respond
i won't download your picture...sorry. but come see me at my sight! besure and sign the book! Perpetual Bliss aol ;-)
so he responds
uh, no thanks
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Subj: nice
To: Blissley
You are very sexy and extra hott looking...what are you looking for, gorgeous...I'd LUV to know much more about ALL of very sexy you!!!!!
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Subj: hi
To: Blissley
WOW , u are really pretty
, and a great smile to ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,bet u are alot of fun....................jr
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Subj: Hello!
To: Blissley
Hey. Do you really ride
a scoot or was that just for the picture?
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Subj: woo
To: Blissley
Oh baby you could rock my world.
Can I call you?
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Subj: Let's chat
To: Blissley
I saw your picture in the Galery.
I think you looks good. I lok like a young Mel Gibson. Maybe
we can chat sometimes. ?!
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Subj: Hi
To: Blissley
No one ever answers these thingss.
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then there are the form letters...
Hi! I just visited your advertisement: Gallery
colon: Gallery...he must visit advertisements in many places. This guy is serious?
I would like to have you join me for cocktails at public meeting place such as: TGIF Fridays, Bennigans, or the Hyatt hotel at the bar (just for the nice atmosphere and clientele) or something relative to that. By meeting for cocktails in a comfortable atmosphere, it will allow us to see if we have any chemistry between us and if we might be able to create Fireworks together.
what about sending me an email with personalized flattery...did that not work in the past? I bet he has a short fireworks fuse.
I enjoy having cocktails with an Attractive looking woman, like yourself, that knows how to dress to show off her figure. I am a legman, so if you like to wear short skirts and heels and, of course, you look good in a sexy outfit - we are a good match.
I have two wooden legs that are
shapely and look nice in fish net stockings...is this a problem?
I have a full time job and I am currently attending college in pursuit of a business degree. I am very aggressive professional mature man.
You are aggressive?
I live in Illinois, by Midway Airport (Chicagoland). If you're interested, I will send along my picture. Or better yet, see me at Love @ AOL, I hope that I get lucky with you, as with the lottery, I just have none at all!!!!
Heck yeah I want a picture!
I'm just as shallow as you.
I am also married and seeking an extremely discreet relationship, which perhaps could lead to a future with me, if I am your Mr. Right! If all goes well, I would consider sharing my future life with you!
a job, college, a wife and a
mistress...whadda guy! So I guess the only thing in this for me is
you?
Also don't forget to send your photo along, that is of course if you have one otherwise a detailed description of you will work. I just can't wait to hear the beautiful details.
Yeah right. Cos you don't remember what I look like or any of the other 451 one BCCs on your list.
My description is: I am 6', approximately
180 lbs., Baby Blue Eyes, Mustache,
Black & Brown hair, age: 44
and caucasian.
details darling...bald spots? bad skin? teeth? credit rating? life insurance? pre-nup?
I hope you have a pleasant day and sweet dreams! I look foward to hearing your response and perhaps meeting you very soon!
Seeking Love -
in all the wrong places.
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