How to Shower Like a Man...
How to Shower Like a Man...
| 1.Take off clothes while sitting
on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the "woo" sound. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your willie in the mirror, scratch your balls and smell your fingers for one last whiff. 4. Get in the shower. |
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5. Don't bother to look for
a washcloth. (you don't use one)
6. Wash your face 7. Wash your armpits 8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower. 9. Wash your privates and surrounding area. 10.Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar. |
| 11.Shampoo your hair. (do not
use conditioner)
12.Make a shampoo Mohawk. 13 Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror. 14.Pee (in the shower) 15.Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hang out of the tub the whole time. |
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16.Partially dry off.
17.Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire willie size. 18.Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. 19.Leave bathroom and fan light on. 20.Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your willie, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her. 21.Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed. |
Okay, okay. Maybe some of you aren't that bad, but it's got to be pretty close. The text was an email.
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