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I´m not offended by all the dumb
blonde jokes because I know I´m not dumb....and I also know that
I´m not blonde.....Dolly Parton
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb woman,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them...Sue Grafton Behind every successful man is a surprised woman...Maryon Pearson I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn´t itch...Gilda Radner In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man: if you want anything done, ask a woman....Margaret Thatcher I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career...Gloria Steinhem Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry...Gloria Steinhem |
| Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable
truths...Baroness Edith Summerskill
If men can run the world, why can´t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck....Linda Ellerbee I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep the house...Zsa Zsa Gabor I´m not going to vacuum till Sears
makes one you can ride on...Roseanne Barr
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I never
married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which
answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every
morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home
late at night...Marie Corelli
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country...Elayne Boosler Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth...Erma Bombeck I´ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog...Wendy Liegman My husband and I are either going to
buy a dog or have a child. We cannot decide to ruin our
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