Beer Die in its purest form is played in only one place - the die room of Captain Jordan House, 40 Harpswell St., Brunswick, Maine.
Beer Die is not merely a drinking game. It is an athletic contest demanding the highest levels of concentration, hand-eye coordination, and heart of the competitors. For those who understand this distinction, the game becomes a way of life. Beer die is the gift that keeps on giving, and the more you put into it, the more it gives back to you.
For more on the rules of beer die, click here.
The one moment that quintessentially defines the joy of Beer Die is the sink. For more on this special moment click here. Upon your first sink of each semester, you are given a nickname which describes your die skills, a particular quirk, an embarassing moment, or demeans you in some other way. This name is written on a piece of paper on the wall of the die room for you to keep track of your sinks for the entire semester. Here is a sample list of such names from 4/2/97.
Fontleroy - 4 Wiggity Wipped - 1 Small Wonder - 12 Semi-Damien - 3 Cuthbertson's Bitch - 1 Safe Sex - 4 Plink - 1 Vagisil - 6 Richard Semons - 2 Soul Glow - 1 Asshole - 12 Stanky Ass Bitch - 1 Poopahh - 1 Angel of Death - 7 Drool (L'il Shaver) - 1 Tittoucher - 2 The Snake - 2 Booger - 1 El GeeGeek - 3 First Shot - 1 Green Eggs & Sam - 1 Johnstown Steamer - 2 Longshanks - 1 Mo Bigsley - 2 Animal - 1 Puddy - 1 Cooter Drip - 1 Waffel - 1
By the way, the die on the left in the above image is incorrect. Where there is a one, there should be a six. The person who created this image obviously knows nothing about dice. Why does it matter, do you ask? So when there is a die on the end of the table and all you can see is two numbers on the side, it's nice to know if you spit a five or not.
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