Boxers or Briefs?

... BOXERS BRIEFS BOXER BRIEFS NOTHING

BRAND Joe Boxer flannel boxers, $12.99, 1 pair Fruit of the Loom briefs, $4.49, 3 pack Chereskin boxer briefs, $14.99, 2 pack None (free and easy)

FEELS LIKE Having a comfy snuggle-soft blanket line your basket Grammar school gym class Being vacuum sealed A lot like Kramer-- lettin' it all hang out

SEX APPEAL Extra room makes her wonder what you're hiding There's a reason why giant grapes and apples do the endorsing Turns every man's soggy dough to buns of steel Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby

DOWN
SIDE Bill Clinton You argue, "Hey, I need the support"-- can you back it up? Good looks come with a price: they scrunch up like panty hose Three beers + one girl = pup tent

FINAL ANALYSIS Keeps your look loose and your sperm count high Hey, if nobody's watching, wear what you want Excellent for the indecisive-- the surf 'n' turf of men's underwear Tramps like you? Baby you were born to run

...	BOXERS	BRIEFS	BOXER BRIEFS	NOTHING
BRAND	Joe Boxer flannel boxers, $12.99, 1 pair	Fruit of the Loom briefs, $4.49, 3 pack	Chereskin boxer briefs, $14.99, 2 pack	None (free and easy)
FEELS LIKE	Having a comfy snuggle-soft blanket line your basket	Grammar school gym class	Being vacuum sealed	A lot like Kramer-- lettin' it all hang out
SEX APPEAL	Extra room makes her wonder what you're hiding	There's a reason why giant grapes and apples do the endorsing	Turns every man's soggy dough to buns of steel	Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby
DOWN SIDE	Bill Clinton	You argue, "Hey, I need the support"-- can you back it up?	Good looks come with a price: they scrunch up like panty hose	Three beers + one girl = pup tent
FINAL ANALYSIS	Keeps your look loose and your sperm count high	Hey, if nobody's watching, wear what you want	Excellent for the indecisive-- the surf 'n' turf of men's underwear	Tramps like you? Baby you were born to run