The World Wide Web is simply incredible.  They have something for everyone.
That's why in a few years I think 90% of the world will be on the Internet.
Take a site like Indian Love Call.  It's a romantic chat room solely for
100% Full-Blooded American Indians.  And if you are not a 100% Full-Blooded
Indian, you'd better stay away, because they start throwing Indian questions at you, and
if they discover you are trying to pass, they will verbally scalp you to bits.
I, for one, can't blame them considering all the discrimination they've endured all
these years, why shouldn't they discriminate against us?  But I do think it was
going a bit far when  an Indian from India mistakenly logged on one day and he
received three tomahawk threats in his Juno mail account the following morning.
Anyway, that's where Lorna Featherdance met Jeffrey Ridinghorse.
Aren't they a handsome couple? They married last summer, and now they
are both croupiers at a Shoshone gambling casino.
 
 

No, this is not another same sex marriage.
You see, my friend Rhoda Lumidoux, placed an ad with Aces of Hearts
Matchmakers.  They gave her five compatible choices, and of them,
Garth Kessler was by far the most interesting and romantic.  Now Rhoda
had no way of knowing that Garth was contacting her from the U.S. Penitentiary in
Beaumont, Texas.  Or that he was there for dismembering his go-go dancer girl friend
and then trying  to sell her ground remains to McDonald's.
 Not that it made any difference once she found out.  She was more in love
than ever.  The next thing I heard she was traveling to Beaumont to
have the prison chaplain marry them.  Now she is devoting every waking
moment to proving Garth's innocence.  That's Garth on the right having a
quarrel with his cell mate over who will be the first one to check his Hot Mail account.
 
 
 

This is my Geocities friend Samantha Treadway.  She is one of the most secretive
people I've ever met.  But she did e-mail me this photo and wrote,
 "You never know who you'll meet on a Chat Room in
Petsburgh."