| From Women About Women This is a collection of quotes with one thing in common. They were all said by women. Enjoy! Please feel free to send me an email with a quote and I will most likely post here, and I will plug your website too if you have one. |
| The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~ Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~ Janette Barber Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~Jan King A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!" ~ Linda Ellerbee Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. ~ Lily Tomlin You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears. ~ Geri Jewell A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. ~ Carrie Snow Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. ~ Laurie Kuslansky My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ~ Erma Bombeck Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. ~ Rhonda Hansome The phrase "working mother" is redundant. ~ Jane Sellman Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. ~ Jennifer Unlimited Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~ Charlotte Whitton Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ~ Caryn Leschen I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~ Jennifer Unlimited If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. ~ Catherine Aird When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss and they called ME slow! ~ Kathy Buckley I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...... and I'm also not blonde. ~ Dolly Parton You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. ~ Erica Jong If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. ~ Sue Grafton I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. ~ Roseanne Barr I think-therefore I'm single. ~ Lizz Winstead When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. ~ Elayne Boosler Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ~ Maryon Pearson In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man -if you want anything done, ask a woman. ~ Margaret Thatcher I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. ~ Gloria Steinem |