12 Horse Ale

Well, I won’t say I won’t drink it again, but then again I can’t think of a reason I would drink it again.

“33” Export

                Gez.  This is one of those beers that has this flavor that will drive me nuts because I can’t place it!  So drink more!

Abbot Ale Draught Pub Ale
Complex beer.  Little floating thing.  *sip*  hey.  Hey.  Hey!  HEY!  This is what pub ale is all about! “how would you know?”  “…oh.”

Abita Christmas Ale

Must of messed up on the labels, on this regular tasting beer. Nothing christmasy about this.

Abita Turbodog

Hehe….drinking turbodog while installing turbo processor…hehe… oh, sorry small pointless joke.  Not bad, in the middle beer.

Anchor Porter

Well ready to run out and try other brews of this company since this one really impressed me.  Does start smooth in the mouth but goes “bumpy” as it stays there for a bit.

Anheuser World Select

I’m not to sure why this was a different beer from the others but I suppose there is a reason.  Note, that wasn’t being rude.

Affligem Abboy Ale Dubbel

After a few tense moments of swearing and cursing as you try to pop the cork, I once again am reminded that it’s time to drink beers in certain glasses.  The incredible head that was produced caused a wall to pass through to get to the good flavor of this brew.

Arcadia Scotch Ale

Wow.  Had a nice thick taste as the start and keeped on kicking.  Great start!  Great finish!  Soooold!

Arrogant Bastard Ale

Ah!  Must kick the ass of the ale that is kicking my ass.

Amstel Light

Eh.  I suppose if you didn’t want anything heavy I would go with this.  It didn’t go with that bland taste though thankfully.

Asahi

Never a disappointment from this beer.  One day going to have to try it in the native land.

Avery Brewing Company Old Jubilation Ale

Hum.  A bit of harsh favor, bity.  But, again, the label seems to justify it.  As if the flavor is ment for a quiet well over due gathering….  Make scene?

Bacardi Silver

Smooth drink (which is a problem).  Sure does bring on the head rush.  Careful, careful.

Balashi

What was the point of putting a wonderful flavor beer into a rather small bottle.

Bantnka

That might be the correct name.  Darn people in those backwards lands not using the correct words of English.  USA USA USA USA.  Oh wait, USA beers are often suck.  I’ll sip and enjoy this one.  Uuummm.

Barney Flats Oatmeal Stout

Well.  Kind of was there, but had a odd taste as if they didn’t clean out well enough the ESB ale before they made this.

Bass & C Pale Ale

Had this weird bubble gun taste to it, but appealing.  Cool.

Bavaria Holland Beer

                Holland has some tasty beer,  go for it!!!

Belhaven St. Andrews Ale

Wow.  A “meaty” or hearty taste to it.  Not thick but something.  Very appealing that seemed that would go great with a big slab of steak.

Belhaven Scottish Ale
Wow.  This brewhouse is really really impressing me.  Outstanding!
Belk’s ESB Extra Special Bitter Ale

Oh for the love of life someone help me drink this.  Please!!!

Bell's Kalamazoo Stout
Ew... taste like coffee! What? Oh, because it's been in the Freeman research tank for a year. Oh. Thanks.

Bell’s Porter

                Not bad.   Still that coffee taste but not extreme all the time.  Kind of expected or got used to it after a bit.

Beamish Benuine Irish Stout

                How are you doing?  Eh, not bad, just feeling a bit beamish.  Well then have a nice Beamish Irish stout.    All righty.

Berghoff Genuine Dark Beer
A heavy dark flavor sit on your tongue that pleasantly doesn’t go away.  Although, it caused some mucus build up in my throat.  I don’t know.

Bert Grant’s Perfect Porter

                Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.  Coffish, cholcolate taste, and thick tasting.

Bert Grant's Scottish Ale
Really can't give you a reaction because I really didn't get anything out of it.

Bert Grant’s Scottish Style Ale

DAMN YOU BIG BUSINESS!!!!  CHUG!  …oh.  Yeah.  Um…  good flavor.  Yes, I know it sure sounds and tastes like their Scottish Ale, but I’m guessing it’s different style.

Big Rock Warthog

The cool logo and low price of a $1.00 drew me into the demonic taste of skunking beer. Perhaps some blame would be in my court if I avoid beer with a red price tag...

Birra Moretti

                Lost review, but something tells me that I did enjoy it.

Bitburger Drive

Near bland taste but….. s.o.b.  it’s achohol free.  Those clever clever people.  Good though.

Black Sheep Ale

You know, eh, no, I can’t.  I didn’t enjoy this one.  I didn’t loath the thing, but I took about three sips and I just didn’t have much urge to finish it.  Why?  I don’t know, just.  Anywho.

Black Sheep Brewing Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale

                Had to grab this one just because of the name.  It was though just like three stooges ale.  Ale just with famous group on it.  This also caused a serious headache/hangover problem not long after the drinking.

Black Sheep Brewing Riggwelter Yorkshire Ale

Going with this label and storyline tie in with the taste approach.  I liked it.  I really really liked it.  Ale but stout.  Hardy.  Goooood.

Blue Creek Blueberry Ale

Sip.. hum.  Interesting.  Sip, EWWW GROSS!  SIP.  OH NO!!!  DID THIS GO BAD, OR IS IT THE TASTE..sip.  EWWW!!!!

Blue Moon Belgian White

Bluuue moooooon…. You make me realize that there is good white ales… owww owww.

Blue Ridge Steeple Stout

                Lost review

Boddington’s Pub Ale

                Not bad, just one has to remember not to tap the top or it will cause explosions

BoDean’s Twisted Tea
What the fuck!  Fruit rollups dunked in water!!!  This took mental strength to finish the bottle!!!!

Bohemia Brand Beer
I'm sensing Mexican beer here.... (Read label) Yep. It's Mexican. Eh.... good...in a way...

Breckenridge Brewery India Pale Ale
Eh.... More case evidence against my taste buds and pale ale.

Buckler

                The taste of poor pasta water left in the sun to rot!  One – this is a non-aloholic Two – This in INDEED the worst tasting, “cause swearing as your ticked at yourself forcing yourself to finish this hell beer.”

Budweiser
It is my second choice beer.  Refreshing when very cold.  A beer to enjoy cold after a long day of hard work.

Bud Ice
Higher the alcohol, higher the fun.

Bud Light
The choice of a starter's beer (Don, hint, hint).  You just have to walk a trail to find some.

Busch Light
Yeah, your right. But I would say it more 15 watts. Hopefully Busch makes higher watts.

Busch

Oh.  I drank beer.  Though one you could drink till closing.

Came Silver Ice

                NO.  The flavor and … nah. Just no.

Capital Brewery Bavarian Lager

Good… WARNING… Keep it on ice!  Seriously.  Much, much better that way!

Capital Brewery Brown Ale

Expecting more, but perhaps it was because I was to involved making my Sim take a shower, eat, extra, to understand this beer.  Stupid addicting Sims.

Capital Brewery Wisconsin Amber

Very nice, very nice indeed.  Completing my enjoyment of this brewing company.  No negatives that I could find.  Brew on, brew on.

Capital Brewery Special Pilsner

I keep getting this idea that it was going to be coming out, I don’t know, more bitter, which I wasn’t looking towards but it steered away from that.

Capital Brewery Oktoberfest

I know it sounds weird, but kept thinking pumpkins and dried up leaves while drinking this.  Sort of like harvest season was there.

Capital Brewery Munich Dark

An interesting way to start off a selection of brews from this company.  Not bad, but not good, just nicly inbetween.

Capital Brewery Kloster Weizen

Wow!  I mean like wow!   I can’t really explain why but this was one GREAT tasting beer.  It was really blowing my mind!

Capital Brewery Capital 1900

There was a bitter taste that started to grow to the end of the bottle.  No complain, but just like a nice bonus to it.

Captain Morgan Gold

Arrrrrgg, me matty.  Me, be seeing a smooth high buzzing drink on the rise.  Bit expensive for shore leave though.  arrrrrrggg

Carib Lager

Another beer from the islands…  whoppie who. Nothing grand.

Cave Creek Chili Beer

Hehe…eh….  Well, in my opinion if you want that burning taste that you normally drink to go away flavor, go for it…

Cerveza Caguama

Pretty much it tasted like a Cerona.  So the turtle of good fortune didn’t take me to a new world of flavor.

Cerveza Carta Blanca

*Sniff, sniff* No smell, *gurgle, swish, swish* No taste.

Cerveza Tecate
This had to be the smoothest beer I ever drank. Wow!

Chimay Ale Peres Trappistes

                You know, this comes in a huge bottle, with a big price tag.  Thanfully I found this smaller size.  The flavor was deep and harty at the start.  Kind of faded when warming.

Chocolate Stout H. C. Berger Brewing Co.
It wasn't sure about this one, perhaps another. BARKEEP!

Christian Moerlein Honey Almond

Wow.  Kicking taste.  I’m a bit worried that the alcohol taste is hidden to me, but nothing I would complain.

Columbus Nut Brown Ale

                Well first off it’s far better then the last beer with the Columbus name on it!  Flavor didn’t seem to be all there, or I drank it incorrectly.

Colt 45
Hum.  So this is where the great taste of Zima is born.

Coopers Brewery Ltd Best Extra Stout

                I’m sorry; I was drunk already when I tried this.  Sorry.

Coopers Brewery Ltd Original Pale Ale

Nice.  Still like it’s others, nothing that will want me to more of it.  Eh.  But still better others.

Coopers Brewery Ltd Sparking Ale

                Hinting and hovered far to close to being just trendy water flavor.  Can’t even say much about buzz.

Coors Original

                It’s like a Bud Ice, but without that ‘cool crystal’ tingle taste.  I could drink more of that.

Corona Extra
Um, lime. Tasty. Though I'm sure not the grand without the lime.

Corsendonk Abbey Brown Ale

                Wow….   I mean, wow, cool.  This is not, wow, not bad at all.  Kicking.  Sweet.  Slight warm beer, that tasted good.

Crazy Horse

                Neat looking can.  There is a smell that’s nice.  Not a horrible tasting thing, but level.  Could have been bad, but didn’t.

Crooked River Kolsch Ale
It’s just a few degree factors above the taste and excitement of the regular big brewing company’s beer.  Nothing to extinguish it from other.

Crusan Jumbie Brew

                Whoo…  A bit much on that cranberry taste, then again don’t much care for that taste.

Cruzan Wazi-koki

                Looks trendy….very hippy, natury.   But, this spice malt taste was nice and waiting the other flavors.

Der Hirsch-Brau Doppel-hirsch Barvarian-Doppelbuck

                Nice, very nice indeed.  Even as I sip, drank, it slowly, when it warmed up it stayed appealing.  Not much of a buz overload, which I thought would of happened, but not arguing.

Der Hirsch-Brau Newschwanteiner Bavarian Lager

I wouldn’t of thought there would have been this, not void, just soft, like the label coloring.  You drink and you’re done.  That’s it.

Dixie Crimson Voodoo Ale
o.k...sip, sip.... O.k! Here comes the effect! Fastest buzz action I've run across. Good taste as well.

Dixie New Orleans Slow Brewed Beer
There seems to be a refreshing tingle affect with each sip, but it dies away to quickly.

DNA

                Flavored water... with booze.  O.k.  Stop it.  Stop it now.

“Doc” Otis’ Hard Lemon
I was surprised.  It’s a good tasting thing.  A malt not so much a beer, but dang does this work well on a lazy warm afternoon.  This is mentioned again just because this one came in the new wave of plastic bottles.  What a sad time we are coming into.  (Or is it that they killed the original brew)

Dogfish Head Chicory Stout

Wow.  A good tasting beer.  Dispite the born on date being riped off.  Hummm.  Still, very nice.  Good slow drinking beer.

Dogfish Head Raison D’Etre

Ow.  I’m sure the faded falling off label is a bad bad thing, and wondering what’s going to happen.  Still not a shock, but after reading the booze count after I drank it too fast for such.

Domaine DuPage French Style Country Ale

Wow!  I nearly threw the bottle away because when I opened it, it produced a unpleasing stink.  Wow, was it unsettling.  But a few sips showed that the smell didn’t follow the taste.

Double Bastard

HOOOLLYY Shit!!!  …sip… I mean..GAAAAHHH…. sip…  AHHHH….  Sip…  this is so, sip, whaaa..yeahhh!!!!!  demented awesome brew!!!!!!!!

Double Diamond

                Freaking looking color….  Eh.UMM.eh. Smell… sip…  well, it’s all not that…EHHHAAAHH after taste of old pasta

Dortmunder Actien-Brauerei Traditional

                Lost review

Dos Equis XX Amber Lager
A darker, harsher taste. Gives the tip of your throat a tingle. Good though.

Dos Equis XX Special Lager

                It had this bland or blank taste to it, but this in no way brought down this good drinking beer.  Could drink lots of this for a night.

Estrella Balicia Cerveza Especial
Quite a surprise in taste. I would consider it a mid range beer. Will have to try a non-especial beer of theirs.

Eye of the Hawk Select Beer

                Sorry guys,gals, with an interesting name for the brew I was hoping  for something more… but still.

Fire Stone Double Barrel Ale
It had the hard tingle of what I normally expect from ale, but it was “smooth” and pleasant to drink.

Fischer D’Alsace La Belle Strasbourgeoise

                Lost review.

Flying Dog Classic Pale Ale

Bottle label had more excitement.  Oh well, three more of theirs to go.

Fosters
Heaven, I'm in heaven...
2812.9 oz. and counting...

Foster's Special Bitter
Brought back from the McCoy Supply Company (...you got it from a hardware store??...) the taste buds of Manuel's were rejoicing in the streets that night.

Sounder’s Imperial Stout

                Good.  Really cool looking label.

Fraock Heather Ale
Brewing began in 2000 BC.  If that is true then that would give an interesting history to this ale that rather floral and winy.  Not bad though.  An interesting twist.

Fuel Café Coffe Flavored Stout

                You know.  I’m probably only going to enjoy this when they come out with the coffee flavored beer of Drew Carey.

Fuller’s London Pride

                Well at least they cook the brews...

Fuller’s London Pride English Ale

                Lost review

Genny Cream Ale Original Classic

                Ummmm creamy

Genny Ice

                Lightly flavored so you can chug it down fast!

George Killian's Irish Red
What's this red non-alcoholic liquid doing in my glass?

Goose Island Christmas Island
Hum. A chocolate and coffee taste. Not bad.

Gordon Biersch Marzen Smooth Auburn Lager

Ummm  flavor.  Don’t let it get warm though.  Keep it chilled.

Grolsch Premium Lager

                Lager yes, but green, no.

Golsch Summer Blond
eh….

Great Divide Bee Sting Honey Ale

Not a thicker honey taste but more of easier/constant well placed honey flavor.  The buzzing bee does sting out past buzz effects.  Haha.

Great Divide Hibernation Ale

Hum..  Dang it.  I think there was more to this ale, and I missed it.  It has a ting to it, but I fear there was definally something I should of experience, but zoned out on the ale.

Great Divide Wild Raspberry Ale

A constant taste with that Raspberry Ale which kept making me think that they freshy picked the berries in the wild.  A.k.a. I felt I was munching down on the small seeds.

Great Lakes Brewing Company Dortmunder Gold

Can it be?!?  A Great Lake Brew beer that I enjoyed?!?!  Yes, indeed.  It was so restraining as I enjoyed another and another.

Great Lakes Brewing Company Cleveland Brown Ale

Yes, a harsh beer for a harsh team. WATCH the bottom of the glass though. No, it just sucks.

Great Lakes Brewing Company Burning River Pale Ale

Tell me that the Great Lakes Brewing Company makes a good tasting.... Well it's not with this one. Must of used the water of the burning river.

Great Lakes Brewing Company Eliot Ness
Well, at least I found one Great Lakes that I didn't want it out of my mouth instantly. Perhaps if I tried them all at room temperature.

Great Lakes Brewing Company Christmas Ale

Well I suppose it wasn’t bad, I mean I was drinking it slowly and didn’t feel digusted.  No, that 24 hours later when it desided to all come back up.  Hello, toilet.

Great Lakes Brewing Company Edmund Fitzgerald Porter

Hummm…  Seemed nice, soooo, perhaps maybe there might be a second o.k. brew from this company.  Maybe.  Name doesn’t seem right, for some reason.

Grozet Gooseberry & Wheat Ale

                whoptie shit

Guiness Extra Stout
Who-wah! Oh! Yes! There's Extra Stout! (didn't do the glass thing, but...) Hey! Yepers! Tastebuds are alive! Yow!

Hacker-Pschorr Weisse

                Lost review

*HardCore
Cider that was sitting around and fermented. A good ale that I would have to say would go good on a warm day, sitting and relaxing. Goes great with Boxtys.

Harp Lager
Oddly refreshing, though a beer with a drive by buzz.

*Hooch
Hooch, hooch, hooch, hooch!! Chug, flip, smash, ahhhhh -Vinni.  Others-eh

Hornsby’s Amber Hard Cider
The smell of cold apple cider first hits but then a wine like taste kicks in.  The shape of the bottle with it’s long neck makes for a rather quick pour.

Hornsby’s Draft Cider
The draft cider really is a tame child compared to their Hard Cider.  I would have to leave this one alone.

Hoster Beer Amber Lager
DAAAMMMNNN…that’s nasty tasting beer.  Best drink more to kill the taste buds so that you can drink more.

Heurich's Winter Fogg
Less of a spice kick to what I was expecting from a winter brew, but still it was there and enjoyed.

Heineken

                What?  Guess I’m not prim and proper enough to understand why this is greand.

Heineken Special Dark

                Hum.  Smells like shit.  Hum.  Just about tastes like shit.  Well, guess that puts Heineken out of my books.  What?!

Hue Beer

                Well there was this herbal taste at the beginning, but nothing else really to brag about.  Kind of just beer, from afar.

Icehouse
Damn, um, darn, good cold served beer! No problem drinking a six pack!

Imported Elephant

                Um…  green.  Green?  Green.  Hum.  Bad?  No, but… green.  Green?  Green.

Iron City Beer

                Umm.  The beer that’s taste the same warm or near frozen.  That can’t be right, but hey it was cheap.

Jack Daniel’s Hard Cola

                Yep, mixed drink in a bottle that you drink down far too fast which is bad for the booze count and taste.

J. J. Wainwright’s Select Lager Beer

                It’s like a nice looking, cheap ass beer.  Something cheap drinkers would drink to look trendy.  No flavor no fun.  Headache.

JW Dundee's Honey Brown Lager
Yes, there is the presence of honey in the sipping. Won't go out for a six pack of it but a fine beer.

K

                K?   K!  O.K!

Kaliber

Ew.  Ah.  One of those beers with that spagetti taste to it.  Wonderful.

Kane’s Original Hard Cola

Holy Cow!!!!  It’s like someone mixed you a run and coke, but it was done a few days ago and left on the counter.  Yet another, why the hell did you make this.

Keystone Light

                Umm, that great bottle water taste in a can.

Killarney’s Red Lager

A weeee bit of the Irish lager.  O.k.  It’s           good.  Smooth, never bitter…  eh o.k..

King Cobra
O.k. We fear the beer, ale, malt, whathellever. A bad dwelling into the dark realm of dollar beers.

Kingfisher

                It had this clear soda, like 7up or ginger ale, taste that was kind of appealing to go with.  Have another.

Kinmount Willie Stout

                Once again, and you just can’t say it enough.  If light can not pass though the brew then you know it’s good.  The flavor did flow away between drinks but that did add to the goodness.

Kirin Lager

                Hum.  This one seemed to be missing something.  I think it needs to be drunk at a certain place with a better explaining of the idea behind it.

Kotayk

                Who, ba, what, ba, la, la, la.  This has to be one whatever label..  Green beer.  Not bad though, take a note of that.

Kozel Premium Czech Beer
This has a hit of an apple taste.  A smooth appealing taste.  Not bad at all.  Wouldn’t call it a bar beer but something for home.

Kronenbourg 1664

                Little green beer that hit me hard after a slow drink.  Something that I would drink at a night of drinking but wonder if one bottle hit me hard what about two or more…

La Fin Du Monde

                Nutty deep deep taste.  I wouldn’t have two just because that would seriously mess you up.

Lakefront Brewing Inc White Beer

                Hum.  A very nice, almost spice like taste with the first sip.  Perhaps should drink in glass or the flavor was just hovering at the top.  BUT not bad.

Left Hand Brewing Company Black Jack Porter

                Oh, oh.  Something wasn’t quite right.  Thought it got warm but even kept cool something, not destroying it, didn’t seem right.  Perhaps.. gezz I don’t know.  I drank it without complaint but… eh.

Left Hand Brewing Company Milk Stout

                Ow, k.  Milk in booze.  Didn’t cross my mind before.  A interesting nice, new, pleasing milk/malty taste.  Kind of worried as beer brewing and curdling of milk.  Still enjoyed it.

Lowenbrau Premium Dark
AHHHH!!!  It’s a dark beer but it tastes like a pale ale.  Foul!  Ten minutes in the box!  Boooooooo!!!!

Labates Blue
Bluuu, bluuu blue. Taste would be above MGD but not in able to drink as much.

La Trappe Trappist Ale Quadrupel
The monks win. It's a good ale. Going to have to try it again to make sure.

La Rossa Moretti

Kind of a thicker tasting beer.  It was enjoyable, but had a feeling as if there could have been more.  Lots of booze though, yum.

Lawson Creek Honey Wheat Cold Lagered Beer

Yeah….  Nice good and cold.  AND they did not go nuts with the honey flavoring, or they used real honey or something.

Leinenkugel’s Berry Weiss Bier

“owww, (smacking lips)  berry.  Hey, try this.”  Sip.  “Ow.  Berry.”

Leigenkugel’s Red Lager

Not bad.  Again nothing to freak me out but still a nice still getting it above others.

Mackeson  Triple Stout

                OHHHH that hardy.  A good one.

Maccabee Premium Beer

                Lost review

MacTarnahan’s Scottish Style Black Watch Cream Porter

                Man, I don’t know. I mean it has a nice, well I don’t know, I mean it sort of, you know, well, gezz I don’t know.

Mad Monk Nut Brown Ale
There are good points in being a monk. Nutty, tasty. Would I go so far as saying a after dinner beer. eh...that's getting to weird.

Mad Monk-Pale Ale
Hey! Not bad. Should of bought more.

Mad River Brewing Co. Jamaica Brand Red Ale

                That was dumb…. Like the label.

Maes Pils

You know this is one of the beers again that I didn’t get a response either way.  Not bad nor good, the rating just seemed to hover even over the scale never to even get weighed.

Magnum Premium Magnum 40

More expensive dollar forty but a non harsh taste which sneaks in it’s high alcohol level.

Maudite

                Gezz that was smooth and full of punch.  But a lesson was learned that certain beers for certain glasses.  No more any beer into the Simpson freezy mug.

McEwan’s Export
India pale ale, imported from……Scotland.  Nothing to flip my kilt up at.

McSorley’s Black and Tan

                Dang.  Makes me feel like kicking someone’s ass.  But it’s a good flavor that to come with this style.  A.k.a. that was a Irish kidding.

Michael Shea’s Black & Tan
Owww, beer with almost a Dr. Pepper taste.  Plus light from a TV can’t pass through it.  ROCK!

Michelob Amber Bock Dark Lager

                Kind of has that could be a better taste if it wasn’t massed produced.  I mean it’s not horrible, rather nice.  Just, ah heck it was it’s good.

Michelob Black & Tan Dark Ale & Lager
Took a roll on the dice with this one, bought a six pack and enjoyed it! Of course. It's dark!

Michelob Ultra

                ………  ah excuse me barkeep, yes, I ordered a beer, not watered down piss… yes thank you.

Michelob Light

                Well, yes, much better then something that I drank.

Michelob's Winter Brew Spiced Ale
Did I find an ale that I enjoyed? Quite with a shock, Yes! I like this spice flavor that.... what...oh. That's probably why it's call Spiced Ale. ...yeah....

Mickey’s Fine Malt Liquor

                Yes.  Yes, it is a fine malt liquor.

Miller Genuine Draft
No Fosters! ah... OH, you have. Yes, an MGD.

Miller High Life

For that beer everyone about a ten mile radious can tell you are drinking.  Good, but strong beer smell.

Miller Light

                yeeeeeahhhhhh..... yep

Milwaukee’s Best

                And you lost a bet with whom, Milwaukee?  Gezz, think I would have been annoyed if my name was connected with this one.

Mississippi Mud
Four dollars, small but cool looking container, couldn't really taste it due to some GUY DRINKING MY DRINK!!!

Modelo especial
It's especial.... why?

Molson Canadian Lager

                Cheap, not bad.  Nothing to make it stand out from the rest, but not bad.  So that’s what it is all about… hun… interesting.

Moosehead Beer
Hum…not grand but….Ewww!  That got nasty in the end.  I guess you have to chug to race the bad taste at the end.

Moza

                Eh?  Eh…  eh?  …eh.  Well it was bock beer.  Fun label, but besides that.  Nothing really.

Murphy’s Irish Stout Draught

                Besides that little wedge that caused the carbination of the brew (ummmmmm) scaring me when I drank out of the bottle. (stupid).  Other then that a good chanced beer.

Murphy’s Red Beer

                Ow.  I like I like.  Had that tingle of a ‘wine’ taste, which is cool.

Mythos Breweries Mythos Hellenic

                Hum.  Very nice indeed.  It has this 7up or ginger ale taste that pops right in as the flavor falls away.  Nice.

Natural Light
Well, I would call it a sleazier water beer but for some odd reason I was bound to drink more till I peed my britches.

Negra Modelo Dark Beer
All right, dark beer! sip... Wha..... Um.... Dad? Is there something up with Mexican beer?

Newcastle Brown Ale
A mellow ale, very nice.

 

North Coast Brewing Company Schimshaw

Not too bad.  Although it did have a kick that sent me done for the night.  Ouch.

Oberdorfer Weiss

                Owww...it’s got a capped top...it’s going to be good... oh boy!!....  wha....  what the..  I bought water.

O’Doul’s Premium Non Alcoholic
A winner from the world of non’ies.  Good taste.

O’hara’s Celtic Stout

                Yeaaaa, must do a jig or something odd like that.  Want another.  Should have another, for I know I enjoyed it but there was more I wanted to write about but forgot about it.  Crup.

Old Devil Beer
The label scared me... but what was inside wasn't bad

“Old Dutch” Brand

                Honored mention

“Old Speckled Hen” English Fine Ale
….ehhhhh fine ale hun.  I’ll take your word on that.  Tends to cancel out other booze in the body.

Olde English "800"
True, it's a 24 oz. dollar beer, but it's surprisingly good.

Old Milwaukee
I wouldn’t call it the blandest tasting beer in the world but I would call it a bad tasting beer.  Sort of the neutral tasting beer.  Nothing more but to drink it.

Old Scratch Amber Beer (Flying Dog)

                Talk about being freaked out by said beer.  True nothing exciting, well actually there was with this beer.

*One Eyed Jack Raspberry Brew
A malt brew that was greatly over powered by the kool-aid taste of raspberry.  So much so that it rather sicken me in two ways, hiding the booze and reminding me of  a home brew a friend made in college that made me sicker then a dog.

*Orange Hooch
Whoa buddy.  Hold me back, this is just to much party for me.

Oregon Honey Beer

My bottle looks like it got bullied in the back room.  Guess that is why the honey flavor popped in and out almost nervous like.

Original Flag Porter

                “How’s the beer taste, Manuel?”  England sucks!!”

Orininal Munich Premium Lager

                Good!  I’m really beginning to enjoy the flavor of this company!

Otter Creek Brewing Oktoberfest Autumn Ale

Not bad.  No complains.  Also appealing with the label as it goes with a autumn harvest tone instead of the typical get drunk month.

Otter Creek Brewing A Winter’s Ale

Hum..  Really good.  But eh it seemed I should of shock it up as the spice was all thick.. but could be the thing with this beer.  Very good.

Pacifico Clara

Smooth, slow drink.  Yes, smooth slow drink.

Panama

                Good flavor, but the bottle imprinting seems like I’m drinking a weird soda from the 70’s.

Panther Brewing Co. The Three Stooges Beer
Not bad, it's just the fact I paid $2.50 for it!

Paulaner Munchen Oktoberfest Marzen

                A good long time drink taste, but there always seemed to be a smell that never seemed to come up in the taste.

Pete’s Brand Pilsener Beer

                Ummm, it’s green…  and low price…  can’t be good.  POP SIP.  Well, I take that back.  Not too bad.

Pete's Wicked Ale
I'm not going to stop the presses with this one but it was enjoyable.

Pete’s Wicked Strawberry Blonde

You’re hit instantly by the smell of strawberries when you pop the top, but where this flavor goes is curious.  Kind of sneaks about like a microwave cold spot.

Pete’s Wicked Summer Beer

Wow, have a point now to state when someone tries to make a lemon/summer brew and say, ‘well that didn’t work.

Pilsener of El Salvador Lafer Bier

                Ummm.ahhh   A celer taste, appealing

Poker Beer

Cool.  Nice tasting and drinking beer.  Also it has a card sign on the inside of the label, making one wonder or hope that they are all different to play a sort of game with it with others.

Polander Beer

                Lost review

Poorter Hoogstraten

Fist eight dollar beer.  AHH!!!!  But, you know.  This was rather mentally soothing.  Kind of just sit back, relax, zone out, not caring how bad your party is getting pummbled by a mountain troll.

Portland Brewing Haystack Black Porter

Yes, it black, but I’m a little curious why they say haystack in the name…  Solid taste, not that I’m saying it bad or good.

Pranqster Belgian Style Golden Ale

Once the top popped, there was this very, very appealing flavor that came, but sadly didn’t follow through the bottle.  Perhaps poured into a glass first.

Primus Haacht Original Belgian Beer

Not flags raising or hands waving to friends to signal to have a taste and go at this one.  Just an average beer, nothing fancy.  I would even tick people off by saying a beer for those international cheap beers.

Pumpkin Ale

… Ok So it was placed in the forgotten beer section and was covered in dust.  BUT all in all, generally appealing in that seasonal beer that I like (winter)

Pyramid Apricot Ale

Like someone dropped a ton of fruit into a bottle far too small.  In the end, not good.  Far too much flavor of apricot.

Radegast Premium Czeh beer

                Couldn’t tell you, don’t want to tell you.

Red Dog

                Wellll……  That……  Sucked………..

Red Hook Winterhook Robust Winter Ale

                Wow, when it said robust, they were not kidding.  One bottle got me toasty.  Not to extreme on winter spice taste, but not complaining.

Red Seal Ale

                It did have that bitter ale taste that I haven’t gotten use to yet, but there was something else that gave this brew a renewing confidence in ales.

Red Stripe Jamaican Lager
O.k.!..... It's from Jamaican! ..... Tom Cruise drank it in a movie! .... It has a printed label!.... ....But it's still just a beer!!!

Red Tail Ale

                I was in a bit of bind to really sit down and enjoy this nice brew.

Reverend Belgian-Style Quadrupel Ale, The

Hey, Scott brought me a bee….OH MY GA!!   Sip.   WHOA!  Sip.  WHOA!  Oh my!  DANG!!!!

Robert the Bruce Scottish Style Ale Three Floyds

Long name...long long name

Rocky River Brewing Company Zeus Juice.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  More.  Ummmmmmmmmm.  More.  Ummmmmmmm.  More.

Rogue Dead Guy Ale Oregon Brewed

Not parch but kind of smooth.  Flavor faded out and every now and then, with this feeling that one should of both a bigger bottle version to get a fuller flavor of this.

Rogue Honey Cream Ale

                Eh.  Far too much honey favor for my tastes.  Adding a creaming drink didn’t help it as well.

Rolling Rock Extra Pale

Extra what?  Drink it down so fast that you really don’t taste, oh wait, what taste.  Twisted hangover headache thing so afterwards

Ruddles Pub Ale Draught

Ehhhh…..  o.k. I guess…   Just seemed to do nothing on the intoxicating level.

Ruedrich’s Red Seal Ale

                Yep, it’s an ale, and it has that bitter ale taste that I don’t care for (yeah, shut up).  I have to say that this drink has helped me understand ales a bit more, wanting to drink more ales.

Saku
Didn’t drink it at the recommended temperature but I wasn’t disappointed with a fine tasting beer.

Saku on Ice
It’s Saku…on Ice.  I noticed a tingle of the taste buds on the back of the mouth.  Not bad, not super but not bad.  It’s also considered a ladies beer….hun?

Salvator Double Bock
Pleasantly heavy on the malt at the beginning then moves into a wine like taste. Highly rated beer for taste.

Sam Adams

All right.  So I finally got around to tasting this “microbrew”.  Slightly impressed buy I guess I’m not that high and trendy.

Sam Adams Cherry Wheat

It tasted like incorrectly mixed cherry cola.  No booze hint as well.  “brewed with real cherries and cherry flavor added…” what?

Sam Adams Cream Stout

                More of a creamier taste to it then other “cream” mixes.  Felt like it could of went a bit farther in the taste I guess.

Samuel Adams Summer Ale
In this binge of summer ales, let alone an ale, this adding of lemon does produce something of a fine beer.

Samual Adams Vienna Style

Always have to worry about a beer where the label has faded.  Never good.  Could have been stored in sunlight to take away the flavor.  Not void but nothing.

Samuel Smith’s Imperial Stout

Umm.  Good and a hardish dark taste.  Keep the flavor and consisty thoughout the whole bottle.  Good good.

Samuel Smith Old Brewery Tadcaster Famous Taddy Porter

Gezzzzzz  what a name.  I never do like the foil wrapping about a bottle top.  Give a metal taste even when fully removed.  BUT, it was rather nice.

Samuel Smith Nut Brown Ale

Pour away from the foil wrapping.  Pleasant, but nothing overpowering.  Can’t say that it could have been better.  Nice in the middle brew that didn’t try to be different, just a nice ale with a flavor.  Nice.

Sapporo

Really cool can.  Stuff inside was pretty good as well.  Bit expensive for a constant drink, but so is Fosters and I’m not complaining.

Saranac Black & Tan

I’m a beer and I don’t know how I should taste, eh… maybe I’ll just go both ways and confuse everyone.

Sauzu Diablo

                Dang high on the citrus flavor.  I mean really high.  Kind of a endurance taste that you return to slowly through the day.

Schlitz
Um, not bad.  Plus getting quite sloshed on Schlitz makes the bull on the can seem to come alive.

Shandy Carib

                Ah, wow... you know if the caramel flavoring leaves a stain on the side after the bottle’s finish, you know that’s too much.  Still a good beer though.

Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Barleywine Style Ale

                Wow.  Near 10 percent for such a small bottle.  It has a harsh taste that will turn one away quickly but drinking one later on you start to grow for that “you’re drinking booze” flavor.

Sierra Nevada Stout

                Very promising smell.  The taste was good since a tingle quick after taste was there.  Would I drink it again.  Hell, no.

SkullsSplitter
Heeeey! Good. Got a red wine after taste that I really enjoyed. More, More!

Skyy Blue

“So, how was it, this expensive thing.”“I’m working on a answer for that.”  Eh..ummm

Sleeman Original Dark

Yeah, nothing to fancy but I’m sure I would have another at the bar.  But of course depending if they mark this up because it’s imported.

Smirnoff Ice

                O.k.  I made fun of this when it came out.  And so will you when you don’t drink it directly out of the freezer.

Smirnoff Ice Triple Black

                Ummm.. ok.  Thought the clear was too, non-gothic or something?  Seemed smoother though even when it reached room temperature.

Spanish Peaks Black Dog Ale

                Nothing new or really to set it apart, which I would of liked or thought with the name.  Also the bottle cap seal seemed to melted and tained the taste of the brew.

Sprecher Black Bavarian Style
A dark beer, with a bit harshness.  One has to though loose a bit of coolness and swish the beer in your mouth for the favor to kick in.

Staropramen

                Lost review, but I know I didn’t like.

Steel Reserve 211

                Wow!  Now that is one sweet sweet brew.  A few too many and you’ll have to brush your teeth.

St Ides High Gravity Malt

Thus return of the super cheap 40.  Not bad flavor, kind of sweetish or an easy drink.

St. Pauli Girl

Seriously though, the picture on the label seemed to convey there was going to be more…I don’t know…umpah, or something.  Not bad, though.

St. Pauli Girl Special Dark

I do enjoyed their Special Dark much better.  Probably will be more expensive to drink at a bar though… bummer.

St Peter’s Golden Ale

                OWWhoho!!  Nice looking bottle is going to be…..        ooooh lord frith!  This sucks like nothing has sucked before……….

St Sebastiaan Dark

Oh boy, this is going to be rocking!!  Sip..  hold on!  It’s really going to grand..  sip..  Well, there there is the taste of great.wait no.  sip.  It’s going to be so smooth … sip  ?  all gone?   Dang.   Well.  Dang.  I’m ticked.

Stone Smoked Porter

It has a gargoyle, it’s dark, and stout.  What else can you ask for?  Big thanks to the McCoy Research for this one.

Stone Old Guardian

A form of sweetness from the Arrogent Bastard Ale people.  A smoother gentler brew from the gargoyle.  This is just one cool brewing company.

Straub

Weird, but pretty good.  Would constantly drink it so I can taste that flavor that constantly goes in and out.

Stroh’s

If the color of the beer doesn’t scare you, wellll the rest of everything to do with the beer will.

Stroh’s own Bock Beer

                Why don’t I remember drinking this?

Tanner’s Jack Fine Ale

                With this ale, I finish the night of horror which we call England ales

Taj Mahal Premium Lager Beer

                Pretty good in a way.  Was staring at it for some time now to try it. Nothing outstanding, but did bring the buzz in.  Probably drank it far too cold though.  But just ‘beer’ from another country.

Tennent's of Scotland
Fowl beer! No taste, no buzz, nothing. It only made it's presence known by a badly earned hangover.

Tequiza
Look! Be a man (or woman..p.c,p.c.) and take the real thing. If I wanted to taste Tequila than I better have the real thing! Gezz! What's next? Beam and Coke Beer?

Tequiza Extra
Well, it’s a little better then the first.  Kind of tingle taste that must be drank cold.  Other than that I wouldn’t hunt for it.

Theakston Old Peculier

                Lost reaction

Three Floyds Pride & Joy

Yes, it’s mild.  A smooth drink.  Nothing much was happening but one has to say that that wasn’t a problem.  Good.

Thirsty Dog Brewing Company Old Leghumper Robust Porter

What the hell is that name is that suppose to me?  Had it’s taste but it seemed a bit odd with the name.  So I drink this and think of a old horny dog?  What?

Third Coast Beer

                Tell me where this third coast is so that I can avoid it.

Tommyknocker Butt Head

                Whoooo hooo!  Yeah!  A deep hardly taste.  And wow does the buzz stick around with you.  Very cool.

Tommyknocker Pick Axe Pale Ale
Perhaps another try, but I was tasting corn all the time with this ale.

Tommyknocker Tundra Bear Ale

Gez, like popping a whole mouth full of berry out in the wild right into your mouth.  Still something was there that kept it from being downed quickly.

Tsingtao
Herbal. Um.... Curious but likable. Plus it has long shelf life.

Trois Pistoles

Can’ go wrong with a brew that speaks of the end of the world, or some conflict of good and evil.  As well, great great series of beer.

Tutz

Ummm  are their suppose to be little flooties in this beer.  Tried to see if it was o.k. from the help, but the cashier replied “well, we’re selling it… so.”  Thanks.  Hum.  I don’t know.  Half and half.  Try a fresher one and find out.

Two Brothers Brewing Co. Brown Fox Session Ale

Sweet.  Not sweet it taste.  Crisp and enjoyable.  But very enjoyable.

Two Hearted Ale

Alrightie..  Bringing horribleness to a whole new level.  Keep thinking this is something college student are forced to drink because it’s the cool thing.

Wexford Original Irish Cream Ale

                Lost reaction

Wacfteiner Warsteiner Premium Verum

                A weird pleasing tingling after taste that         makes it good.

Warsteiner

“Store’s closes!!!  Quicky grab something!”  “How’s this, first thing I saw and it’s really cheap.”  Mild beer, but does a give a good head buzz.

Weihenstephaner

Generally annoyed that the bottle says store in a dark place (as I read this in the well lit store).  But if someone tells me how to say the name I would buy a few rounds of this.

Whitebread Pale Ale

This beer is driving me NUTS because I keep drinking it trying to place the flavor.  Perhaps that’s it, oh so clever brewhouse.

Wieckse Witte

                White beer eh?   Hum.  Well, we’ll give it a go.   Open, sip, lose interst due to the high sauage smell….

Wizard’s Winter Ale

Wow, the label looks like a cover to a bad, bad D&D supplement.  The first wiff kind of makes one fearful of it.  I mean really, “What is that flavor going on?”  What!!!

Woodchuck Draft Cider Amber

Ewww…  Now we know why NC drinks a lot of this.  Cider that has gone bad, but in a bad way.

Woody’s Ice Blue Raseberry

                “Hey, barkeep!  I want to taste your Woody!”  “Hey barkeep! Your Woody’s suck.”  Far too much blueberry flavor.

Woody’s Ice Red Cranberry

The flavor this time was a bit better, but still this is something I really couldn’t go for.

Wychwood Brewery Black Wych

Relaxing.  To describe the taste in a non taste way.  Not a deep relaxing.  I would of thought it would have a “darker, harsher” taste.  But the taste was not, well it could be, with the label.  Enjoyable and good for the price.

Wyder’s Dry Raspberry Cider

Hum, had two bottle of this and the first one was not bad, nice even taste.  The second though got a sad face on the happy dice roll.

Yinpu Black Rice Beer

Wow, now this has a aftertaste that some might get sick, almost waxly, BUT NOT, taste.  With me, each sip I was enjoying it more and more.

Young’s Dirty Dick’s Ale

Hum.  A bit tangy at the start, but as I was fiddling around and forgot about the ale only to return later and it at room tempeture I was happy to be surprised that it tasted a bit better that way.  Go warm British brews.

Young’s Double Chocolate Stout

                Sip, Giggle….  Oh yeaaaah.

Younger's Tartan Special
You know, I'm getting this feeling me and Scottish beers are going to be knowing each other quite well.

Zhiguly Ale

                Who, what, what?  Anywho.  Not too bad.  Didn’t notice the effects of flavor that comes with a higher then normal brew though.  Oh well.

Zima
This is alcohol I’m drinking, right?