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Wendy News
August 17, 1998
Issue #2
And knitting, and knitting....
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In This Week's Issue:
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o Did You Get This?
o This Job
o Swing Dance
o Movie Reviews
o Horoscopes!
o Official Credits
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Did You Get This?
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Hey! You know, I didn't get one piece of e-mail in response
to the last newsletter, which left me wondering if you guys
got it or what. Can you do me a favor? If you got this
newsletter in your e-mail (reading it on the Web doesn't
count), can you reply to this? You don't even have to say
anything -- just "got it" will do.
It would really give me some relief. Thanks.
P.S. Sorry it took so long to get that last one out. We had
some technical difficulties. D'oh.
P.S.S. I really would like to send this newsletter out a
little more frequently -- I've been crazy busy this month.
Hopefully things will settle down now. Unless I move out
of New York. Heh-heh.
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This Job
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I'm so disappointed. This job isn't going to work. I'm going
to have to leave.
It's kind of like when you see a dress in a store and it's
really cute and you try it on and it looks great and so you
buy it. Then you take it home and wear it the first chance
you get and you're wearing it happily for awhile until you
realize that the hem is crooked and it's sewn only with
single stitches and the fabric is cheap. Well, that's kind
of how this job turned out.
The position I was hired for disappeared soon after I got
here. So I'm doing really tedious work that an intern could
be doing. I'm getting paid good money for it, but who cares?
I'm not happy. And the company is disorganized and badly
run. Almost everyone who works here is unhappy. One guy, on
his second day of work here, went out for milk and didn't
come back. He called and left a message that he had gotten
another job. Now the inside joke when someone's fed up is
"I'm about to go out for some milk in another minute." Bad
scene.
So here's my dilemma: What do I do next? I've been hunting
around for jobs and none of them sound very appealing. Since
I'm in the online industry, I could go get a producer or
editorial position somewhere else pretty painlessly, but I
don't really ENJOY that kind of work. I need to be creative
or I go a little nutty. And I just can't accept the fact
that I can't find work that I love doing. I had an
internship in college and at the end of the semester my
supervisor there told me that I might as well get used to
the fact that I won't be happy in my job, and that I should
find outside interests that make me happy. I thought that
was one of the worst things anyone has ever said to me.
I COULD move to Florida. My family is down there and the
rent is cheaper. I could get some job, maybe part time, and
pursue what I love doing: writing, my comic strips, art. OR
I could stay in New York and try to work it out. Everything
is here, after all. It's just that I never seem to have TIME
here. And it's so darned expensive. I don't know. I'm
stumped.
Well, I'll keep you posted.
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Swing Dance
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After hemming and hawing about how I never meet anyone new,
I decided to go swing dancing at Lincoln Center. They are
having an outdoor "Midsummer Swing" for four weeks. Live
bands, free lessons and $10 at the door. Sounds good to me.
When I got there the dance floor was full for the lesson. I
squeezed in with the girls (we were facing boys to girls).
Frankie Manning, the "Ambassador of the Lindy Hop," was
giving the lesson. They had just done a biography on him
that morning on Good Morning America. He was 83 and
adorable. He looked 60. Amazing. We were taught some steps
and then partnered up. As usual I was one of the last girls
to get a partner (although I guess it could've been worse --
some girls didn't get a partner at all).
Don't get me wrong, I'm adorable -- I just don't give off
that particular vibe that boys seem to sniff out. Most of
the time I'm relieved, because I'd hate to be one of those
women who is CONSTANTLY getting harassed by strange men. But
sometimes it really sucks, like when I'd like to meet that
cute boy over there, only he doesn't notice me because that
other girl who isn't even that attractive has him entranced
with that -- vibe, I guess. Sigh.
But I digress. We practiced and I picked up on it pretty
well. We switched partners during practice, which was good
for me because I didn't feel like getting stuck with any one
person. Besides, it was boiling hot and all the boys were
really sweaty. I know it wasn't their fault, but it still
grosses me out. I'm not a big fan of sweat. Especially when
it's dripping. Ugh. After a dance or two, I was ready to try
someone else, even though the next boy would probably be
just as sweaty, if not sweatier. Not that I wasn't sweaty. I
just wasn't AS sweaty. Not even close.
Okay, okay, but enough about sweat. I got the moves down --
I was triple-stepping, back-stepping, and twirling my way
around the dance floor -- when the practice came to an end
and they put canned music on while the band set up. The
older guys were good about asking women to dance so I went a
few rounds with guys who really knew how to dance and who
gave me some pointers. One guy kind of hung around (the
others would dance one dance, say "thank you" and then go
away), so I told him I was going outside to get some air.
Again, didn't really want to get stuck with anyone. I hope
it doesn't sound snotty, but I just felt like meeting
different people, that's all. It's so easy to get
comfortable with one person and then you don't meet anyone
else.
I went "outside" (there was no real outside since the dance
was outdoors) and sat down on the steps in front of the
Lincoln Center. I was there for about two minutes when this
guy sat down next to me and started talking to me. He was
obviously picking up on me. I knew this right away because
he was asking me stupid questions like, "So, what do you do
for fun in New York?" and because NO ONE ever picks up on
me, so when it happens, I know it. Plus he just had a
swarthy look about him. And a French accent.
I endured the small talk for a few minutes and then told him
I was going back inside (the kicker was that he wasn't even
at the dance, just wandering around the OUTSIDE of the
dance). He said, "Well, you can keep my number if you want
to call me sometime." I quickly did the math and figured
that was a good trade -- I'd write down his number and then
never call him. That worked for me. He handed me a pen and I
wrote it on my hand. Then he found a piece of paper and
asked for my number. I quickly considered whether to make up
a number, but decided not to, since he probably wouldn't
call me anyway.
I got back inside and it was Sweat City. A young guy who I
had seen before checking out all the ladies
unenthusiastically asked me to dance. He wasn't that good --
he really didn't lead at all. Once he was gone I ran into
one of the guys from practice. And that was about the end of
my socializing because I spent the rest of the evening with
him. It was okay, I guess, but I just couldn't seem to
squeeze myself away. So we chatted and danced, and I only
got irritated once, when he insisted on dipping me and then
it was a lousy dip anyway. I just don't like getting dipped.
Especially by someone I don't know. It always feels stupid
to me, like kissing the cheek of someone you don't know that
well when you're saying hello.
But he was nice enough and he knew a better way to get home
than I did -- he lived right around where I did, so we took
the bus together. He also took my number but I think he
might actually call. I wasn't enamored, but then again, the
boys that I do get enamored with always end up being some
type of trouble anyway. I took a class on "How to Meet a
Mensch" a couple of weeks ago, and the woman who gave the
class said something that really stuck with me -- give a guy
a chance. Someone who makes your heart pound the first
minute you see them isn't necessarily a good choice. Of
course I believe this, but I never really follow it. I WANT
that person who makes my heart pound the minute I meet them.
But I usually can't have them.
Whether this boy will ever make my heart pound is up in the
air. But I sure enjoyed the swing.
P.S. I e-mailed my friend who went to the dance but I never
ran into. She told me some guy used a line on her at the
dance that he had used at another event -- he had walked up
to her and said, "Do you speak French?" at a museum a few
days ago. Not recognizing her, he said the exact same thing
to her outside of the dance. We compared notes and he fit
the description of my swarthy guy on the steps. Oh the
humanity.
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Movie Reviews
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The Truman Show
Starring Jim Carrey
My only regret in seeing this movie is that I didn't go see
it earlier, before the hype started, and before I saw some
of the best and most revealing scenes in previews and
commercials. I DID catch it before I heard one too many
times, "It's the BEST movie -- you HAVE to see it." You hear
that too many times and it's bound to not be true. Nothing
can live up to that kind of hype.
"Truman" was a really good movie. I enjoyed it. It is not
the BEST movie, and you don't HAVE to see it. But I would
recommend you do see it. First things first: this is not a
comedy. Jim Carrey does not act goofy, make rubbery faces,
or participate in bathroom humor. He's actually quite noble
in this role, and for those of you who saw the TV movie
"Doing Time on Maple Drive" some years ago like I did,
you'll already know that the big secret about Jim Carrey is
that he is a marvelous dramatic actor.
The movie, I'm sure you know, is about a man who is
unwittingly on television 24 hours a day, the star of his
own "true to life" show. I'd rather not tell you the
workings of it, because it's fun to discover it when you see
the movie. You discover it with Truman, actually. And you
wait, along with the rest of the world in the movie, to see
what he's going to do next.
It's really a very interesting plot, and it also gets you
thinking about your OWN life, and exactly how much are you
duping yourself into feeling secure in it? The other side
effect for most of the people I talked to was the sensation
that you might be on camera after you leave the movie. For
the next couple of days, I looked around for cameras
everywhere. The irony was that in a lot of places I found
one, including in the entrance of my doctor's office, hidden
behind a mirror. Whoa.
You don't have to rush to see "Truman," but I would at least
rent it. It's a good story and it'll make you think. Mm.
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The X-Files Movie
Starring David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson
If you're a big X-Files fan, you kind of HAVE to see this
movie, which I did. It was... interesting. You get to hear
Mulder and Scully swear, for one. And there are
can't-deny-it romantic undertones between them, too. The
story was solid. You get a pretty big piece of the puzzle.
Not everyone I would expect to be in the movie was, which
was a surprise. And questions I thought would get answered
went unaddressed.
The special effects were cool and more than you'd get in an
average episode. But in the end, I couldn't help feeling
that I had paid eight bucks to see a two-hour episode of The
X-Files. Like, there was really nothing earth-shattering in
there. Yeah, that's right -- I was disappointed. In my
opinion, this one is a renter. That's all.
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Horoscopes
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ARIES: You need time and space for yourself just now. Keep
your friends close and your enemies closer.
TAURUS: Planetary activity indicates major changes in your
life. Stop buying cheap shoes -- they give you blisters. The
Snoopy Band-Aids are cute, though.
GEMINI: Venus, planet of relationships, is about to change
signs, suggesting that someone new is about to enter your
life. Hopefully they'll bring munchies.
CANCER: A change of status is in the cards. It's up to you
to ensure that it's a change for the better. Ugh. It's so
bloody HOT in here.
LEO: You've got more support than you realize right now and
it's important that you recognize that your insecurities are
unfounded. I've said it before and I'll say it again: You're
so money, and you don't even know it.
VIRGO: With finances uppermost in your solar chart this
week, you need to keep an eye on the present and the other
on the future. Keep your fingers in all those different pies
and your thumb... uh. Never mind.
LIBRA: Now is the perfect time to share your fears -- like
that one nightmare where you're running in the woods and
snakes keep leaping out of the trees and wrapping themselves
around your ankles and making your legs heavier so you can't
run as fast and monkeys are screeching and jumping onto your
back as you run and you feel like you're never going to get
out of the forest because all you can see are trees and
leaves, but you keep running because SOMETHING is chasing
you, you're just not sure what it is, but you know it's
dangerous and if you keep running, hopefully it won't catch
up with you. Boy that's a scary one.
SCORPIO: Keep in mind that you don't have to like everyone
you work with -- you do, however, have to hold back from
pinching them really hard and leaving big purple welts on
their arms. Sincerely, man, you're gonna have to cut that
out.
SAGITTARIUS: Don't worry about what you haven't got. Worry
about what you HAVE got -- you know what I'm talking about.
You should have that looked at.
CAPRICORN: Trying to force solutions rarely brings good
results. Give it time and an answer to your question will
surface. Put the Magic 8 Ball down. That's not what I meant.
AQUARIUS: A kind word can go a long way in smoothing ruffled
feathers. It might be to your advantage to take some time
and work on interpersonal relationships that seem to be
suffering. Now take your friend out of that headlock and
think about it.
PISCES: Your field of vision has become too narrow. You
should accept an invitation you might normally ignore.
Remember that opportunities often pop up in the most
unlikely places. Toast, on the other hand, always pops up
where you expect it to. And then, yum, toast.
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Official Credits!
Editor, Writer, Wondering How it Will End: Wendy Hall
To write to Wendy, send the gal an e-mail at:
hall_wendy@hotmail.com -- she'd love to hear from you.
To visit Wendy's website, go to:
http://www.oocities.org/soho/studios/1232 -- this long,
torturous URL will be changing shortly to www.wendyhall.com.
Oh, what heaven it will be!
"Wendy News" is a Girl Planet Production. Copyright 1998,
All Rights Reserved. Any stealing, cheating, backstabbing,
and duplication without permission from Wendy Hall will
result in Girl Planet Productions hunting you down and suing
your weasel butt.
Ugh, finally!
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