By Stuart Cartwright: (with my apologies to ABBA)

A PEZ MULTI-NATIONAL ANTHEM
Sung to the tune of ABBA's "Dancing Queen"

"PEZZING QUEEN"

You can glance, you can buy, it's taken over your life
Pezhead girl, collecting scene, she is the Pezzing Queen!

Friday night and you want to go
Looking out for a new toy show
Where they sell those dispensers, getting in the race
You want that Make-a-Face!
Anybody could make that buy
Maybe a psychedelic eye
Paying cash or credit, everything is fine
You start to pace the room
You see a bride and groom....

You are the Pezzing Queen, started young, when you were a teen
Pezzing Queen, feel the heat from that plasticine
You can glance, you can buy, it's taken over your life
Pezhead girl, collecting scene, she is the Pezzing Queen!

When your on-line, you turn it on
Charm the Pezheads and then you're gone
Going out for another, any PEZ will do
You're in the mood for a treat
In a candy that's neat to eat!

You are the Pezzing Queen, started young, when you were a teen
Pezzing Queen, feel the heat from that plasticine - Oh yeah!
You can glance, you can buy, it's taken over your life
Pezhead girl, collecting scene, she is the Pezzing Queen!

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