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Fuck!
Perhaps the most interesting word in the English language today is the word "FUCK". It is one magical word. Just by it's sound, you can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both intransitive (Dave "FUCKED" Anne), and transitive (Anne was "FUCKED" by Dave). As an adverb, (Anne is a good "FUCK"), and also an adjective, (Anne is "FUCKING" beautiful). As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "FUCK". Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following:
Greetings - How the "FUCK" are you?
Fraud - I got "FUCKED" at the auction.
Dismay - Oh, "FUCK" it.
Trouble - Well, I guess I'm "FUCKED" now.
Aggression - "FUCK" you!
Difficulty - I don't understand this "FUCKING" job.
Displeasure - What the "FUCK" is going on here?
Incompetence - He "FUCKS" up everything.
Lost - Where the "FUCK" are we?
Retaliation - Up your "FUCKING" ass.
Motivation - Get the "FUCK" to work.
And remember General Custer's famous last words, "Would you look at all
the "FUCKING" Indians!"
Also, the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima, "What the "FUCK" was
that?"
And last but not least, those immortal words of the Captain of the
Titanic, "Where is all this "FUCKING" water coming from?"