who only went after rich guys
Joy was the one who liked it all
but liked it best on the side
Lisa didn't care too much
about where she was going
Liz liked it all the time
but especially in the morning
Sheri was a rich girl
always wore a black beret
Carrol wouldn't buy a car
unless it was the colour grey
Tuscon was without a name
a geographic memory
Karen liked to play pranks
she liked that kind of trickery
Debbie liked to make up stories
she never ever told the truth
Gina's little fetish
was with certain vegetables and fruits
Rebecca blew her mind away
by smoking crank and hash
Tonya didn't care for love
she only wanted lots of cash
Desiree' moved to Italy
to become a Nun
Melissa liked it on the run
always had to have some fun
Renee's the one who got away
never had the time to play
Shelly drove her Chevrolet
into the middle of the bay
Susan joined a new wave band
changed her name to suzzi-Q
Veronica left her husband
took off with a guy that sold shoes
Cindy had too much pressure
she never did get relief
Jeannie ended up in jail
branded as a common thief
Jodi thought that she'd go far
Liked it in the back of cars
Dawn castrated her cheating boyfriend
kept the remains in a jar
Nirian was an artist's daughter
she had a kind of black humour
Rachel fell and bumped her head
ended up with a tumor
Shannon loved to party
always had the biggest bash
Terri thought that men were second best
to masturbating in the bath
Virginia came from Indiana
she was just a pesimist
Dianna could be found on spring mornings
Lying nude in the mist
Katie had a heartbreak story
Always liked to cry
Fiona came and went so fast
she didn't even say good bye
Melody was a stewardess
who didn't really like to fly
Carla watched her life go by
getting stoned on drugs and alcohol
Tiffany was much too pretty
she didn't do that shit at all
Dena was a topless dancer
lived her life day to day
Christy was a nature lover
liked to frolic in the hay
Orlando just another memory
a little pinpoint on the map
Leann's philosophy was this
take all that you can grab
Andrea had many tattoos
thought of herself as living art
Heidi went to an expensive school
spent her time breaking hearts
Camille was a cosmotologist
she liked to be tied up
Irene was a vetrenarian
spent her life raising pups
Lori was a biker girl
loved sitting on a hog
Misty was the kinky kind
liked barking like a dog
Lucy was a cheerleader
had all kinds of energy
Mary-Caroll wrote poetry
with a hurried sense of urgency
Donna was a circus star
she loved to please the crowd
Paula was a history teacher
had an orgasm cried out loud
Jackie was the shy type
perfect fifties date
Stephanie was a rich starving artist
silver spoon with a paper plate
Melynda to you I give a kiss
I choose you to end this list
1992
