What are you looking at?

C'mon inside and hava cuppa!

Geez, come back from sabBUTTical and what do I find? A buncha propellor-head wannabees starin at me..and I haven't even had my coffee yet!

That's me up there, yeah. An artists' rendering, anyhow. Who am I? I'm surprised you have to ask! I am Da Duchess Duck of SpankButt. Duck. DDuckess for short. And I'm a Siren same as the other women on these pages (including the cat/s). Hmm? No, I guess Sirens today aren't what they used to be, are they? Deal with it. We have to.

There isn't much here yet, I'm afraid. Just me, the coffeepot and some attitude. Oh! There's a little bit of specious autobiography I whipped up for your amusement. It's called SPECIOUS and it's on the other side of that word back there. Can't tell you what else is on the agenda for me, since I'm a bit racy for the OutCrowd (as opposed to the InCrowd, ya dig) and none of us is sure what our sponsors will allow me to say.

Or do.

Or show.

I do know this: It's likely to be silly, tragic, generally indecent, and a hazard to the maintenance of the status quo.

But not really threatening to the moral fiber of America's youth. (Whether it decays Europe's youth is up to Europe, really.) I'm really interested in your feedback and comments..go back up and look at my face. Don't I look interested? Well, I am. So send me LOTS OF MAIL, okay. Courtesy note: flames will be treated accordingly; annoyances ignored; genuine outpourings of love and support will be blessed.

You still here? Great! Then Stand by our intrepid heroine as, throughout the Summer of Madness she builds and constructs.....

(small blast from the pit, pleez)

The WebSite of her Doooooom!

Keep driving....I'll be building regardless...

I should probably send you HOME now, shouldn't I?
Or maybe you'd like to see the SPECIOUS BIOGRAPHY?

Daisy Duck picture came from http://www.srlabs.com, where it and hundreds of other great cartoon cels are available at auction. GO check 'em out!