“That Toads and Mice Poem”
Toads and mice and peas and cheese
These things are all the same to me
I am so bored I cannot think
A rose is blue, the sky is pink
Elect me for a president
Ill make sure every dime is spent
On cocker spaniels, pie, and tea
These things are all the same to me
Chalk is made of seashells dust
And ducks are born of mermaids lust
Spoons go tock and clocks go clink
I am so bored I cannot think
The TV screen is blank as green
A diamond is an elfin bean
A chain is more than just one link
A rose is blue, the sky is pink
And now this poem is almost done
And its eleven thirty one
Although its really ten and three
Toads and mice and peas and cheese
note to reader:
I don't really have problems, I was in an exam and bored senseless.
And it wasn't even 10:03. I can't even remember what time it was. I
just needed it to
rhyme, ok?