“That Toads and Mice Poem”

    Toads and mice and peas and cheese
    These things are all the same to me
    I am so bored I cannot think
    A rose is blue, the sky is pink

    Elect me for a president
    Ill make sure every dime is spent
    On cocker spaniels, pie, and tea
    These things are all the same to me

    Chalk is made of seashells dust
    And ducks are born of mermaids lust
    Spoons go tock and clocks go clink
    I am so bored I cannot think

    The TV screen is blank as green
    A diamond is an elfin bean
    A chain is more than just one link
    A rose is blue, the sky is pink

    And now this poem is almost done
    And its eleven thirty one
    Although its really ten and three
    Toads and mice and peas and cheese
     

    note to reader:
    I don't really have problems, I was in an exam and bored senseless.
    And it wasn't even 10:03. I can't even remember what time it was. I just needed it to
    rhyme, ok?