Morning..... just wanted to share the joke at
the bottom with you all.... i have a cat. i like to
consider her a 'kitty' - she's darling. her name is Mims.
But, she goes by Mimsie most of the time......
Mims has been here through all my recoup efforts. she's
heard me scream, cry, vomit... you name it - she's seen
it or heard it! she's always there for me to snuggle with
though........
Mimsie asked me the other day if it would be ok for her
to say a few things on here once in a while. she seems to
think she is an expert on Depression now (among many
other things). i suggested a whole page of her own. she
jumped for joy! so off she went to start working on a
layout in that fuzzy little head of hers!
She did tell me this morning that she'd like to name the
page "Mimsie's Mind". And, she said.... she'd
like to help ppl.... hum..... like mother like daughter!
what a good kitty.......
anyway.... what follows ISN'T an example of Mimsie's
brilliant mind.... it's just a cute little nothing joke
that i like..... thought it was appropriate....
Mimsie and I will be in touch soon...... take care.
kisses (from me - not the cat)..... j
FINDING THE CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752-My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh
meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
houseplant.
DAY 761-Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving
around their feet while they were walking almost
succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an
attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite
chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 762-Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors
with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly
hours of the night.
DAY 765-Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless
body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable
of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They
only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat
I was...Hmmm must try this with their baby...
October Kisses
back to Square One
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