What music would you like today?

There's something on your tie,

Will you pull the olive branch,

Or will you wash your eye.

That person tried to put himself

Between some biscuit bread,

This person tried to give herself

A back rub with her head.

The potatoes are not crying,

But the fish are cleaning clocks,

And when a textbook picks your nose

He won't make you see shocks.

So remember where you went tomorrow,

And don't slide down your car,

Just ride your dolphin from New York,

And never trick the czar.