This poem means nothing,

So you don't have to worry,

This poem is nowhere,

So you don't have to hurry.

This poem is zero,

So it can't cost any less,

This poem means nothing,

So it won't cause any stress.

Whenever I walk,

The people will gawk,

They'll be looking and staring at me.

Why, I don't know,

But wherever I go,

It's me that all people see.

I wish I knew why

A person will spy,

As if I was one of the shows.

I don't know what's cookin',

But everyone's lookin',

So maybe I should put on some clothes.