Billy likes to throw things

Like paper, pens, or rocks,

Jacob likes to gross you out

And cause you to be shocked.

Brian likes to hit your arm

In the same spot over 'n over,

Phil dumps you in the trash can,

And Shirley likes to push you over.

All of these bullies just aren't nice

And all are equally mean,

But they each have their own unique way

Of being cruel to me.