Death and a Salesman

One day Death came toward me and touched my shoulder.

So I died.

When I woke up I was faced with Death himself.

I didn't know what to say, so I just shook his hand and

said, "Hey, I'm Bob Barkenfarker. How ya' doin'!!"

anyway,

We talked for awhile, and then I started tellin' him some of

my jokes. I laughed and laughed,

but he didn't so much as smile.

I started to tell him another joke when he turned around and yelled,

"shut up, your not funny!!!!!!"

Then I said, "What if I don't wanna shut up!?"

"Then I'll make you shut up!!"

"Oh, yeah!!! What're ya' gonna do, kill me again!?"

And with that, he just sighed and turned around.

We walked on without talking for a while.

Then I said, "What type of insurance do you have?"

And with that, Death screamed, touched his own shoulder,

and died.