The Weird One
Oh, why do I have to be strange?
Why do I have to be weird?
Why is it my family is normal
And I'm so different here?
My mother's got 4 legs,
But I have only 2,
My father is transparent,
But I am not see-through.
My sister has a big square eye,
I don't.
My uncle has his toes on his head,
I don't.
My grandma's arm is 10 feet long,
Mine's not.
My aunt's 5 eyes are red,
Mine aren't.
Heck! I only have 2 eyes,
Which I despise.
My family is completely right,
But I'm completely wrong,
I've got fewer of everything,
Oh, why do I have to be the weird one?