The Weird One

 

Oh, why do I have to be strange?

Why do I have to be weird?

Why is it my family is normal

And I'm so different here?

 

My mother's got 4 legs,

But I have only 2,

My father is transparent,

But I am not see-through.

 

My sister has a big square eye,

I don't.

 

My uncle has his toes on his head,

 

I don't.

 

My grandma's arm is 10 feet long,

Mine's not.

 

My aunt's 5 eyes are red,

 

Mine aren't.

 

Heck! I only have 2 eyes,

Which I despise.

 

My family is completely right,

But I'm completely wrong,

I've got fewer of everything,

Oh, why do I have to be the weird one?