While we were walking we had some kid hollering out the window at us. It would have been one thing if it had been once, but the second time, I flipped him off and told him to fuck off. I'm tired, cranky, and fat and I don't need lip from some smartass.

Then it occurred to me that my neighbor had just told me she's a Mormon and I felt totally like a redneck slut or something. I apologized and promised to put my finger away. I've just had a day.

You know it's bad when things like household appliances about make you spooge. I got a washer and dryer and wished I could screw my husband or something. I wonder how he feels about heaps of dirty laundry and the spin cycle...

I did so much laundry. I am still doing laundry and I should be doing all kinds of other things and I'm not. I had to fight tooth and nail with Genny all day. She wanted in to things she should not be into and it just seemed like she screamed at me all day.

Russell was a perfect prince all day and that after I threatened to spank him blind yesterday if he didn't shape up.

I'm tired and cranky, but I did some good stuff today.

I am working again, which is a good thing, but lord, I want to sleep!