January 15, 2000
Pregnancy and Sex

Yesterday, I was talking to one of Jaxana's future uncles online and I just thought it was funnier than hell. And it's the weekend, so I'm lazy. I give you this for your viewing pleasure.

Marvelroo: I'm allowed to use sexual innuendo, you know. They don't take that away from you when you're pregnant ;)
Regis 000: ok
Marvelroo: although you do lose your ability to get up from a chair gracefully
Regis 000: ha ha
Regis 000: how much longer?
Marvelroo: You sort of have to rock and pray a lot
Marvelroo: April 26 -- 103 days
Regis 000: :-) is it gonna be in wa wa?
Marvelroo: wawa?
Regis 000: water
Marvelroo: I dunno.
Regis 000: hummm
Marvelroo: It could be another c-section for all I know.
Marvelroo: Babies come out the way they do. You're just sort of there for the ride. And the next 18 years. ;P
Regis 000: :-)
Regis 000: what will be your first meal after it is born?
Marvelroo: meal? Probably hospital food. What do I want is another story altogether.
Regis 000: you dont have it planned?
Marvelroo: No, I don't.
Regis 000: oh
Marvelroo: I told Mike I want a couple of white chocolate Godiva truffles
Regis 000: yeah!!!
Marvelroo: and a glass of champagne and the sugars be damned
Regis 000: hee hee
Marvelroo: As for meal, I don't give a crap. Food is just food.
Marvelroo: I'll be on a strict boring diabetic diet while I'm at the hospital I'm sure, unless we send someone for naughty food
Regis 000: heh
Marvelroo: And frankly, the one thing I love is Mexican food and I've been eating that right along
Regis 000: i had mexican food last night
Marvelroo: I'll have to give that up probably at 8 months along for a month because of the heartburn, so I might miss it. I don't know. This pregnancy is so different from Russell.
Marvelroo: cool. I had it the night before and yesterday for lunch.
Regis 000: thats because this time its a girl
Marvelroo: Maybe. I puked my guts out with Russell through the whole pregnancy. I haven't puked once in this pregnancy. And this girl moves a LOT. She's constantly kicking, moving around it seems like. Russell moved, but not like this.
Regis 000: she cant wait to get out
Marvelroo: And geesh, she loves wiggling on my bladder.
Marvelroo: Well, we can't wait to see her.
Marvelroo: She's pretty scheduled about when she's awake and moving in there, too. She always is up at 3-4AM. She's always up in the morning at 7.
Regis 000: hee hee
Marvelroo: She's always up between 2-330 in the afternoon.
Regis 000: thats sooo weird that you know
Marvelroo: She usually comes awake at 10-11 AM, too
Regis 000: can you just feel her awake
Marvelroo: It's not weird...she's wiggling like mad in there.
Regis 000: hee
Marvelroo: You can wake her up with loud noises, too.
Marvelroo: One time I got in the car and the stereo was loud and I could feel her jump. She knows all our voices, too.
Regis 000: heh. do you put head phones on your tummy?
Marvelroo: She loves kicking me when Daddy talks to the belly.
Marvelroo: No!
Regis 000: oh sorry
Marvelroo: That's too yuppy for me.
Regis 000: she doesnt want to talk to mike?
Marvelroo: They can hear you talk to them just fine.
Marvelroo: No, she kicks a lot when Daddy talks to her. If he stops talking to her, she kicks a lot harder until we either pat her or Daddy talks to her again.
Regis 000: shes must be pissed at mike already
Marvelroo: No, she's not.
Regis 000: :-)
Marvelroo: She likes it when Daddy talks to her.
Regis 000: shes like god damn it, stop sticking your dick in here!!! it scares me!!
Marvelroo: EWWWWW!
Regis 000: well dont you think the baby can see it
Marvelroo: No, she can't.
Regis 000: when you all have sex it probablly pokes her in the head
Marvelroo: She's up in my uterus where things are shut up tight.
Marvelroo: Mike's careful!
Regis 000: hee hee
Regis 000: i dont wanna know
Marvelroo: Well, then next time, don't bring it up...as it were.
Regis 000: i was just trying to explain the kicking
Marvelroo: She goes to sleep during sex. Besides I can't stand the idea of having sex when I know she's up.
Regis 000: oh shes one of those
Marvelroo: just like a man ;)
Regis 000: i will tell her that when she gets older
Marvelroo: I'll deny it, I'm sure. :) Oh, Jax, you know that Uncle K...always joking around.

Okay, back to my lazy-assed rainy weekend.

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