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Take a deep breath,Do you smell it.

IT SMELLS LIKE LIFE!!

Smile and be glad to be alive.

A GOOD JOKE!!

This little short man got on to an elevator,as he got on he noticed a huge man standing in the elevator.The short man was amazed at how big this man was..The big man noticed the little man staring at him so he spoke up.He said."6 foot 3 inches,268 pounds,21 inch penis,3 pound right testical,3 pound left testical TURNER BROWN".The little man just passed smoothed out.The big man reached down and wakes the little man up.Then ask what is wrong?The little man said please tell me what you said?The big man said" I said 6 foot 3 inches,268 pounds,21 inch penis,3 pound right testical,3 pound left testical TURNER BROWN".The little man said OHH THANK GOD! I thought you said "TURN AROUND!!"

I'M WATCHING YOU!!

ANOTHER FUNNY ONE!!

A guy is tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth when his wife asks him a question.When he turns to answer,the peanut falls into his ear.He tries to dig it out,but that only pushes it in deeper,so they decide to go to the hospital.As they're about to leave the house,their daughter comes in with her date.The young man ,told about the problem,says,"I can get the peanut out."He shoves a finger into each of the father's nostrills,then says,"Blow hard."The father blows,and the peanut flies out of his ear.The mother turns to the father and says,"Isn't the boy smart?I wonder what he plans to be."The father says,"From the smell of his fingers,I'd say our son-in-law."

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