01) Beware the
naked man who asks you to give him a lift
02) Never accept
change from a naked man
03) If you employ
a naked man, it is best not to give him a raise
04) If you are
employed BY a naked man, work hard so that he doesn't sack you
05) Never head-butt
a naked man
06) Never accept
tea from a naked man
07) Never accept
"SCROD" or "TUMS" from a naked man
08) If a naked
man offers you some juice, always decline
09) Never accept
a cigar from a naked man
10) Never accept
chocolate from a naked man, under ANY circumstances
11) Never let
a naked man butt into your business
12) Never let
a naked man poke you in the eye
13) Never, EVER
let a naked man poke you in the rear
14) Never play
hide-and-seek with a naked man
15) Avoid the
naked man who proclaims himself an upright citizen
16) Never let
a naked man give you a shot in the arm
17) Applaud the
naked man who skis without the aid of poles
18) Ignore the
naked man who asks you if you want to smoke a bone
19) Beware the
naked man who invites you to ride on his swing
20) Envy the
naked man with the bruised chin
21) Fear the
naked man with the bruised ankles
22) Respect the
naked man who plays a drum solo with his hands tied behind his back
23) Revere the
naked man called "Fats" who owns no pool cue
24) Pity the
naked man who worries that he's getting a little chubby
25) Run from
the naked man who says that he's getting a big chubby
26) Never take
it on the chin from a naked man
27) If a naked man offers
you coffee, always decline cream
28) Never tell
a naked man to lay it all on the line