SOME TIPS FOR DEALING WITH MALE NUDITY



01) Beware the naked man who asks you to give him a lift
02) Never accept change from a naked man
03) If you employ a naked man, it is best not to give him a raise
04) If you are employed BY a naked man, work hard so that he doesn't sack you
05) Never head-butt a naked man
06) Never accept tea from a naked man
07) Never accept "SCROD" or "TUMS" from a naked man
08) If a naked man offers you some juice, always decline
09) Never accept a cigar from a naked man
10) Never accept chocolate from a naked man, under ANY circumstances
11) Never let a naked man butt into your business
12) Never let a naked man poke you in the eye
13) Never, EVER let a naked man poke you in the rear
14) Never play hide-and-seek with a naked man
15) Avoid the naked man who proclaims himself an upright citizen
16) Never let a naked man give you a shot in the arm
17) Applaud the naked man who skis without the aid of poles
18) Ignore the naked man who asks you if you want to smoke a bone
19) Beware the naked man who invites you to ride on his swing
20) Envy the naked man with the bruised chin
21) Fear the naked man with the bruised ankles
22) Respect the naked man who plays a drum solo with his hands tied behind his back
23) Revere the naked man called "Fats" who owns no pool cue
24) Pity the naked man who worries that he's getting a little chubby
25) Run from the naked man who says that he's getting a big chubby
26) Never take it on the chin from a naked man
27) If a naked man offers you coffee, always decline cream
28) Never tell a naked man to lay it all on the line


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