Just Because Jesse Helms Disagrees, Doesn't Make It

R E V O L U T I O N A R Y


The aigh calls for an extermination of all the bullshit in which the "left" has drowned itself. May it be known that the "left" is just as powerful an oppressive and statist pile of cultural malaise as the Dole-ite fanatics. Voting Green is a sugary attempt, and we accept it for what it is-- some attempt at change, no matter how flimsy. But don't think the Greens or the "radical" Democrats (what, do they go without a tie on the weekends?) will change anything. (Hell, National Socialism was essentially a utopianist movement and was in fact very trendily eco-conscious. But the Hitler cadre was hardly the second coming; should we expect more from our own government?)

Face it: No matter how many "socially conscious" government policies are enforced on the public, our neuroti-spastic culture of sanctioned horror (the function of our gun-toting rulers) and slovenly mediocrity (the function of our media-drowned drone citizenry) will only deepen under the system's pseudo-messianic program (pogrom?).

The aigh therefore calls for an act of direct democracy: Jerk off on the ballot handles before the government succeeds in jerking us all off the face of the planet.





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