 If you go down to the beach today, you'd better not go unarmed For every con-man, mugger and crook Is lurking there wherever you look To confiscate whatever you brought to CAPE TOWN If you go down to the Castle today, please try the Grand Parade Glue-sniffing tots in parking lots are waiting to ply their trade Approaching you with buckets and rags They'll steal your chains and watches and bags Your hubcaps too, cause that's what we do in CAPE TOWN If you go down to Camps Bay today, please enjoy the Golden Mile We'll give your wife the shock of her life, in typical Cape Town style Behind the trees, where nobody sees We rape and kill whom ever we please And that's the way we'll brighten her stay in CAPE TOWN And when at last your holiday's done, the day must soon arrive You're broke and sad, but it's not so bad - you're lucky you're still alive And when next year you're planning some fun A holiday of surfing and sun Recall your unforgettable one in CAPE TOWN
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