your fairy godmother - 12/27/00 16:04:05
My URL:http://fuckme.com
My Email:fuckyou@fuck.com
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: fucking
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: i fuck them
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: no id fuck you
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: fuck
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: fuck
May you contain peanuts?: fuck
Comments:
this site is fucking stupid
Da King bitch!!! - 12/22/00 12:31:02
My URL:http://www.tomgreen.com
My Email:Da da da da
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: Mmmm salad...
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: 4...10 on a good day.
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: Sure bring that bitch on!!
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: Nope.
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: Yummy shit.
May you contain peanuts?: Yes and No
Comments:
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Rex Dehoy - 08/06/00 01:33:05
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: I see no reason why Evolution and Creationism are incompat-- oh yeah, the whole rib thing... whoops. Well, if we consider it on the most abstract level possible, tossed "salad" can be thought of as a metaphor for
the heterogeneous mixture that is the human race. Unlike a finely swirled milkshake, which is seemingly uniform throughout, salad has its components evenly spread (perhahps) but just as easily discernable to the naked eye and the naked taste buds. Such
s humanity -- on the whole, there are eddies and currents of populations, preponderances of white here, yellow there, black and brown in-between. Yet they're all plum tasty!
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: Austrians? I have no idea. Further, I have no idea what particular language these Euro-trash bastards are speaking right now in this computer lab in the basement of the Marvin Center of The Ge
rge Washington University, but rest assured that it is some ungodly combination of Gold-hoarding Swiss, Pisse-und-schmant-German, and Vichy French. A more obnoxious language I can't imagine being yelled across the room, at least at the present time. Sur
ly it would be MY finest hour if I were to dispatch of these smarmy, cock-sucking collaborators... but it looks as if I have bigger dogs and stray cats to fry in crude oil, because here comes a pair of very pungent towel-headed U-Haul renting sheiks, and
ight behind them follow what can only be described as a rabid pack of extremely loud Korean-Mongoloid-rat-men! Heterogenous mixture, my ass! I'm turning into Pat Buchanan right before my very own eyes. This is what happens when one is so goddamned arro
ant or rich or illiterate that they feel they have the right to disregard the "QUIET PLEASE" sign that I am now skillfully tattooing on three separate foreigners' faces. Get off your pissed-soked hind legs and take your punishment like men, Goddammit!!
as the whole fucking world been pussified?!!
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: Absolutely not. Probably, I would choose that girl from the new "Coyote Ugly" movie, Piper Perabo. She's cute, and you just gotta love that name. Sounds like she ough
to be a traveling plumber who is a cross-country skier in her spare time. Failing ecstacy, I would at the very least buy her a carton of orange juice, so that she'd have something to drink come breakfast-time. Then I'd demand that she sit and watch whi
e I proceed to consume an entire bag of Hydrox cookies in the nude (you know those cookies -- the ones that look exactly like Oreos, but taste a bit funny). Hydrox were the cookies your parents bought you during that strech in the early 80's where it loo
ed like we might not get out of that recession, and they had to buy on the cheap side, but they didn't want to look like absolute schmucks by buying Nila Wafers or some other garbage (hence the Post Rasin Bran craze). Then again, those were the lucky kid
. My parents used to force us to eat the surplus fortune cookies they stole from the dumptser from out behind Dragon Garden Restaurant -- that was our dinner most nights during Reagan's first term. Of course, by the late 80's people were downing Oreo "B
g Stuff" cookies. For chrissakes, those things were immense -- it certainly speaks to the decadence of a misbegotten age.
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: Naturally, it depends on who has ringworm at that particular time. If Tony Fosas' mother is the only person in existence who has been afflicted with ring
orm, then most likely I would use my Jesus-like abilities to cure her of all sorts of maladies, including Rottencrotch Syndrom and the Screaming Shits. Additionally, if the only other people who happened to suffer from ringworm at the time were members o
the new Hitler Youth movement, I would certainly have to think twice about saving anybody else but her. Now if she herself were a member of any type of Neo-Nazi front, that would (in all likelihood) obviate a need for a cure in the first place, as the e
teemed Dr. Mengele's techniques of fungus-removal have become legend in the far right-wing camps (even the day-camps, for kids age 5-15!... legend has it that after arts n' crafts time, they have modified dodgeball tournaments wherein the ugliest, most Je
ish-looking child is forced to climb into a makeshift pit while being "bombarded" with shells from Howitzers and Soviet-made AK-47's until dead). But what if Joe Pesci had ringworm? You didn't think about that possibility before you asked your smart-ass
question, did you Mr. "That Feels Icky"?
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: Shall I attempt to evade the query? Not likely. I am confident that although I personally would not prefer to eat any type of bacterium or fungus, there are certain members of certain Paganistic cults who wo
ld jump at the opportunity. Take the late Wilt Chamberlain, for instance. Out of 20,000 women, probably at least one had ringworm. Now whether he consumed this ringworm is uncertain, but it was his amenability to the prospect that should concern us.
May you contain peanuts?: May the peanuts contain ringworm? Should Phil Spector and the now-calcified remains of his family come out from that sealed bunker in Nebraska, now that the Cold War is over?
Comments:
T. Herman Zweibel, publisher of "The Onion", was right when he termed Pikachu "that abominable little yellow creature". Of course, he did not refer to said creature by name, but I suspect we were meant to read between the lines. Hah!
Me - 07/27/00 03:50:53
My Email:nope
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: Price Club Yams
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: Before or after the Kaiser's enema-bath?
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: No
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: Yes
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: Three
May you contain peanuts?: May I? I think it's a foregone conclusion.
Comments:
You know, that entry by the Naval Commodore would have been pretty damned funny if I hadn't neglected to coordinate the name entered at the beginning of the incredibly long piece with the one at the end (i.e.: Van Nystrom vs. Von Nystrom). Dammit all to
hell... aw who am I kidding? It wasn't fucking funny at all. I've seen jars full of donkey meat with more comedic talent. Well, I guess it's back to the suicide booth for me.
Dr. Remulak - 07/12/00 20:24:40
My URL:http://iamdrremulak.com
My Email:dr.remulak@bellvue.net
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: I am dr. remulak
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: i AM dr. remulak
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: i am DR. remulak
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: i am dr. REMULAK
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: I'm Dr. Remulak.
May you contain peanuts?: I am Dr. Remulak.
Comments:
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Cmdre L. Thatcher Von Nystrom, USN - 07/11/00 16:45:38
My URL:http://doughnutsauce.org/~pungent.html
My Email:vonnystrom@harvard.edu
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: I enjoy parasols in my beverages, thank you.
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: Will I be wearing said pantaloons while fitting in those sub-human Hun barbarians? Damnable lot, those Austro-Hungarians.
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: Who, pray tell, is Tony Fosas? Some kind of sub-versive revolutionary element in our Bureau of Indian Affairs, I'd venture to guess.
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: I don't know her. She is doubtless an agreeably cumley lass of impeccable breeding stock. Does she have good breeding? Does she play parcheesi? Is she
fond of geese and other waterfowl?
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: Indeed, why not? It remains a slow news day anyway, being as that shrill, woman-like, skulldudger of a prize-fighter, Gentle-man Jim Corbett patently refuses to engage in boisterous fisticuffsmanship with my
avorite Irish-man of unabashed fighting stock, John L. Sullivan. I shudder to think of the day when this republic's greatest source of un-digested drivel, the "New York Herald-Tribune" shells out any postum worth its weight in knickerbocker slacks.
May you contain peanuts?: In the strictest utopian sense of the age, we must all contain peanuts at one time or an-other. However, this needn't be humanity's legacy, as we velocitate cranium-first toward a great, non-distilled age of foppery.
Comments:
To whom it may concern:
I first wish to prevail upon those reading to please excuse the form of this correspondence, as the numerous ink-set apparatuses of our respective offices here at the War Department appear once again to be on the fritz. Most likely, this veritable non- f
nctionality can be attributed to the general ink shortage our United States are now experiencing, due to the marked increase news-paper production across the republic. Now, to the business of the day: my rebuttal.
Like the many assorted constables and police-men of our great union, I surely recommend "The Club", not just for auto-motive security, but to prevent the spread of hegemonic Slavic-Bolshevism across the to-day's oceans, and even into Carribean water-ways,
such as those bordering the proposed trans-isthman canal in Nicaragua. When one considers the fact that many of my esteemed colleagues oppsose erecting a canal at that location, favoring instead the so-called "prime real-estate" located in the backwater,
mosquito-infested Colombian province of Panama, the issue of safety for the motor-cars of our propertied-classes (though nonetheless important) pales in comparison. Though these gentrified gentle-men claim to act in the best interest of these great Unite
States, they have clearly been imbued with an un-acceptable amount of Asiatic-Semetic dogma, and must be cleansed of such racial impurity.
Sirs, can you not imagine the magnitude of the red/yellow peril that could conceivably come wafting upon our shores, if we were to reject the construction of, at the very least, some rudimentary naval passageway on the Pan-American supercontinent? I dare
say that in the years to come, freedom of movement by our frigates and battle-ships shall become the most vital strategic concern, lest we permit the Spanish menace to re-group with his sordid Germanic/Ottoman-Turkish bretheren, who, as we speak, now prol
ferate their bastard-ized offspring freely across the Eurasian land-mass. Nothing less than the very survival of our ad-vanced race is at stake! Surely, the mongrelization of hu-man society shall result if we are so derilictious in our obligatory pursui
s, that we proceed to ignore the hazards which have so evidently presented themeselves before our collective perception. Every able-bodied, red-blooded American white-man must enlist his mind, soul and very essence to the forces of Christian righteousnes
and Gentilian civil-ized order, in this great Navy of our United States. This is not a call to arms, but a call for hu-man decency, to promote the cause of liberty. Jews need not apply.
Force-fully yours,
Commodore L. Thatcher Van Nystrom
Commander, United States Naval Expeditionary Forces
Guantanamo Bay, Cuban Annex
Gmork, Son of Gorzo - 07/10/00 17:26:47
My URL:http://snausages.com/llamashavers.htm
My Email:happyelves@taliban.dieusa!
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: It matters not, puny earth-creature! Your civilization will soon be annexed by the Hoboken, NJ Empire, placed under th
rule of the benevolent Capo "Fat Vito" Carlucci.
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: Austrians?! Impudent swine! You dare defy the omnipotent will of Fat Vito, son of the infamous tyrant Don Corrado "Lazy Eye" Carlucci?!! Fool!
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: No. I would choose an elderly Polish immigrant named Leon Hrstglt Czlgcz.
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: Leon would major in modern dance at the local university, where he would learn of the existence of consonants.
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: Leon would be bred for an exciting life as a glue taster... I plan to live off his pension from Elmers.
May you contain peanuts?: I asked for no peanuts! Away with you, shrill eunuch (come back later).
Comments:
You know, in ancient China, merchants used to kidnap young children, and place them in dungeons, depriving them of sunlight and human contact. Further, some forward-thinking visionaries would even graft animal hide on to the backs of these poor creatures
The resulting hideous mass of flesh was usually sold to a travleing circus, and presented before the populace for their amusement. The typical animal-child was driveling idiot, who crawled around on all fours, wallowed in his own filth, and ate the scr
ps of food thrown at him by horrified onlookers.
Today, we have the public school systems in Kentucky, Arkansas, and of course, the District of Columbia. Viva la evolucion!
Gorzo the Mighty - 07/10/00 17:02:03
My URL:http://www.snausages.com/llamashavers.htm
My Email:militantpickle@yale.edu
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: I demand jello in my salads. You must comply.
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: Depends on whether you believer Home Run Baker is really still alive, living in Wisconsin... or if he's living in Syracuse. It doesn't matter. I'll find that death-cheating wife-beater soon en
ugh!
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: No... I already have a hole in my heart, reserved for numerous top officials from the Ford Administration.
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: Has she ringworm? I know I picked up while surfing on the Rhone! A quiet river, that one is!
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: Ask Oscar Meyer; he'll tell you the truth about Ballpark's worldwide conspiracy to infuse all deli meats with various forms of raccoon-based filth-diseases!
May you contain peanuts?: And how! Mine have three chambers.
Comments:
I'm a pimp, yo. I's a playa. You betta recognize, and backdafuckup!... I'd now like to calm things down a bit, with a segment I call "Von Hayes' Special Time". I like Von Hayes. Von Hayes is a sweet man, and my favorite base-ball player. What?!!! Yo
know Von too, do you claim? Indeed! Well, how much do you know of him? Do you know where he's moved to, since the trial? Do you know the code to his security system? You can't love him the way I do!! This was a man who hit two home runs in the firs
inning in a game against the Mets in 1985!! How can you know anything about him! I advise you to be wary of my presence, for I now find it desirous to defecate in your general direction, you detestable charalatanous commonner. Hail Von! Thy will be d
ne!
I like your socks. They smell like rubber gloves dipped in liquid cheese - 07/10/00 00:03:41
My URL:http://www.buhguhsnuh.mil
My Email:frozenchinchilas@heaven.org
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: you dont make friends with salad!
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: pi
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: kinky
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: she is an old French whore, so yes
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: crunchy
May you contain peanuts?: too late
Comments:
I want to say the following:
Hi.
That is all.
bobaran - 05/26/00 14:03:02
My URL:http://www.biteme
My Email:soflo
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: cheese
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: 21
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: notta
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: sister
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: oh yeah
May you contain peanuts?: always
Comments:
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- 05/26/00 14:01:07
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andrew walker - 05/23/00 19:44:54
My Email:nightwalker1212@yahoo.com
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: salad
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: no
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: no
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: no
May you contain peanuts?: no
Comments:
hi
andrew walker - 05/23/00 19:44:27
My Email:nightwalker1212@yahoo.com
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: salad
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: no
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: no
Comments:
don't like - 02/10/00 19:29:43
My Email:hate@art.com
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: umm ceaser salad
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: toooooo many
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: no to fat fat fat fat fat
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: no shes a fat ass
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: ummm ringworm
May you contain peanuts?: you don't want to know
Comments:
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Dan Gilmore - 10/07/99 17:50:51
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/nc2/infamousthey
My Email:gilmoredan@yahoo.com
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: Smokey Mountain Pop-Skull White Lightning!
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: Do they goose-step?
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: Hell, No!
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: Why? Does she deserve to be ringworm free?
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: No, it's not quite as good as Kingon ghoch
May you contain peanuts?: Depends upon my digestive condition. with dysintery, a definite yes
Comments:
Greetings from Infamous "They" Productions! Perdy warped site! Good work!
Skitzy - 09/09/99 04:46:23
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: Salad Made the World.
May you contain peanuts?: Yes.
Comments:
Your site makes perfect sense to me.
Bryan Miller - 06/19/99 16:24:30
My URL:http://www.vr9.com
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: salad
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: 987
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: no
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: no
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: no
May you contain peanuts?: yes
Comments:
I think you are an idiot and this really truly sucks it looks like an asscheek from the left cheek of your mom
poo poo - 05/06/99 04:44:20
My URL:http://poopoo.com
My Email:poopoo@poopoo.com
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: poopoo
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: when i make poopoo, not many
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: yes, with my poopoo
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: she no like my poopoo
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: i eat my poopoo
May you contain peanuts?: if they contain poopoo, yes i do!
Comments:
in the 4th century did people clip their toenails or did they let them grow? if they did clip their toenails, what did they use?
Quicksilver - 02/19/99 04:58:36
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TheTropics/4671
My Email:minotaure@oocities.com
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: Salad
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: No
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: Maybe
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: Probably not
May you contain peanuts?: I may
Comments:
If this page was any more awkward I would feel right at home.
Randy - 12/19/98 10:35:40
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/southbeach/cove/6832
My Email:eor@rocketmail.com
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: I need a new liver. :(
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: I don't wear pants. Rrrrowwww...
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: If I could bring sexual ecstasy to anyone, I would be very very very very very very very very very very very happy.
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: No, I would choose my self. I'd also get rid of these damn rickets.
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: I've tried to knaw off my own arm. How does this relate? I don't know. You have a bad attitude, mister.
May you contain peanuts?: Where's my burrito? WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?!?!?!
Comments:
My real name is'nt randy, but i think it is. I don't know. Yummmmm...midget fingers and milk. I think there outta be a race of space aliens whose only super power is that they have gigantic noses. This way, even if they became our cruel overlords, we coul
still make fun of there noses. This would make them cry. My last thought is that fat chicks should'nt wear spandex. Yuck. :(
Carl De Bowling - 12/10/98 15:17:51
My URL:http://www.windex.com
My Email:Carldebowling@bowlingnobility.org
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: bowling
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: bowling
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: bowling
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: bowling
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: bowling
May you contain peanuts?: bowling
Comments:
bowling. we want you to add Al's greatest bowling moments to his fan page. he is bowling nobility and deserves this honor.
aquaratt AKA land gigas - 11/25/98 22:35:17
My URL:no U R an L
My Email:aquaratt@hotmail
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: ham
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: infanite
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: maybe
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: no.
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: no.
May you contain peanuts?: definly
Comments:
my motto: PORKRHINES DO NOT MIX WITH SPAM !!!!!!!!!!!!
aquaratt - 10/20/98 00:07:26
My Email:aquaratt@hotmail.com
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: maybe
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: no
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: maybe
May you contain peanuts?: well, it pends
Comments:
my motto: pork rinds do not mix with spam.
Tiffster - 10/13/98 00:35:39
My Email:Triangle_32@hotmail.com
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: 234567890876576537654
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: no
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: maybe. Who is Tony Fosas any way?
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: yep!
May you contain peanuts?: Could do
Comments:
This page better be good what am I signing.
Thuthana - 10/09/98 17:33:32
My URL:http://www.nowhereyet.com
My Email:grumpylovester@hotmail.com
Evolution, Creationism, or Salad?: On the seventh day, God didn't actually rest. He was really hungry from all that creating work. So he made a salad.
t was the best salad this world has ever seen. It had everything: tomatoes, spinach, cucumbers, even one of adam's ribs, but God spit that part out because it didn't taste so good. But it was still the best damn salad the world has ever seen. And some
ay, it will come again, the book of revelations(with a little r) predicts the second coming of Salad, God's lesser known son, who will bring an end to world hunger, but only if you like vegetables. If you don't, then die, bastard, die!!!!!!
Number of hungry Austrians you can fit in your pants: none, they ate all my pants!
If you could bring sexual ecstasy to one person, would you choose Tony Fosas?: no, he's not dave!!!!!!!!!
If you could cure any person in this world of ringworm, would you choose Tony Fosas' mother?: only if she promised to cure my uncle's syphilis.
If you could eat ringworm, would you?: dave, is there something you're not telling me? do you have ringworm???
May you contain peanuts?: yes
Comments:
:)
there! you got your signature! and tomorrow you get your visit!!!!!!! love you!!!!!!!