Ode to Buster
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Hail, Buster Crabbe, thou sea-born dude
Thou eatest e'en thy father as food
Hail, flowing fount of crabitude
All hail, all hail, divine crustacean dude
Stench personified you are not, sir
You do not loudly burp, either
Hail, manly crab of whom I sing
Defer, defer, to yon crustacean king
Hail, Buster Crabbe, the brave Tarzan!
He played Flash and how he could tan!
Retroactive freer of the slaves
He'll live, he'll live, till the end of his days!
All words and music © 1990 Redundant Steaks
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