THINGS TO DO -

1)Tell the girl in this

picture I can't

marry her after alL ,

'cause

I'm marrYING THIS

GIRL INSTEAD ~

.I know, I

Know, she looks weird

IN THat picture, but

she cleans up REAL
GOOD ~~~

2) WRITE TO THOSE ameRICAN FAMILY

pUBLISheRS cloWNS aNd Tell theM

that they may alreaDY BE

W I NNERS - OF A YEAR ' s

SUPPLY OF MY NAVEL LINT

3) stop all-NIGHT

revelerS from

wrITING DIRTY POEMS

IN HAIKU HALLWAY

SPEND more

TIME IN THE

"really pr iVate room"

5) send "FUNNY

EYES" postcard

to Bill clINTon
WIth message saying " I know WHAT

YOu did Last Summer."

6) Buy MORE
SOAP.